Hunger Games Simulator

Team Tyrannosaurus Rex

• Barney the Dinosaur [1]◊
• Devil Dinosaur [2]◊

Reserve: Team Rule 34

• Rule 34 [3]
• Rule 34 [4]

The red 34 is male, the pink 34 is female. And yes, they're siblings.

Since this is Last names we're talking about...

Team Gravity Falls: Dipper Pines◊ and Mabel Pines◊

Reserves: Team STOP DYING: Rin Kagamine◊ and Len Kagamine◊

Team Grunkles: Stanley Pines[1]◊ and Stanford Pines[2]◊

My reserves are Heinz Doofenshmirtz[3]◊ and Roger Doofenshmirtz[4]◊

Oh boy, the Pines family's here!

I hope Barney kills a least one kid since he's from a show for young children!

Barney: I love you, you love me, you'll all feel great inside my belly...

Since my reserves are brother and sister, would it really surprise anybody that they'd be one of the few tributes to enjoy Sibling Incest since they're the personifications of Rule 34 itself?

Just came up with these custom events (except for the first death event).

Here's a variation of a tribute revealing that it's a lost relative to another tribute:

• (Player1) disowns (Player2) from their family.

Death events:

• (Player1) grinds (Player2)'s face against a spinning whetstone.
• (Player1) and (Player2) play a game of volleyball with (Player3)'s severed head as the ball.
• (Player1) and (Player2) play a game of golf with the severed heads of (Player3) and (Player4) as the ball.
• (Player1) and (Player2) play a game of mini-golf with the severed heads of (Player3) and (Player4) as the ball.
• (Player1) and (Player2) play a game of bowling with (Player3)'s severed head as the ball.
• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) play a game of football with (Player5)'s severed head as the ball.
• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) play a game of soccer with (Player5)'s severed head as the ball.
• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) play a game of basketball with (Player5)'s severed head as the ball.

That non-fatal event doesn't make sense if the two parties were never related in the first place.

Sure.

edited 2nd Jan '17 6:37:22 AM by TroperNo9001

Is this better?

• (Player1) reveals to (Player2) that (he/she1) is (his/her2) long-lost sibling, then disowns (him/her2).

EVENTS:

• (Player 1) tells (Player 2) an immature joke. (Non-fatal)

More death events:

• (Player1) kills (Player2) with a Rube Goldberg Machine.
• (Player1) kills (Player2) and (Player3) with a Rube Goldberg Machine.
• (Player1) kills (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) with a Rube Goldberg Machine.
• (Player1) kills (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) with a Rube Goldberg Machine.
• (Player1) kills (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) with a Rube Goldberg Machine.

Mains: Raven Branwen◊ and Qrow Branwen◊

Reserves: Jonathan Joestar◊ and Johnny Joestar◊

More custom events:

• (Player1) fakes (his/her1) own death for the life insurance money.
• (Player1) hacks into (Player2)'s bank account and steals all the money.

Darn, I was going to submit the Pines. Also something else, but I've forgotten it. And Nyo!Italy was so close.

Oh well, let's do some webcomic characters. Hopefully the Namesake guys do better this time. Team Chopper Twins: Warrick◊ and Selva◊.

Reserve Team Crewe: Emma◊ and Elaine◊.

Oh, fuck you, Beria. And why have my tributes suddenly become pathetic wimps who die unceremoniously and can't kill anyone? Even Marcus didn't have a body count in his debut season.

Salty ranting aside, I'm coming up empty in regards to tributes that avert the One-Steve Limit, last name-wise, so... Here's some standard aversions:

Team River: River Tam◊ and River Song◊

Team Neil: Neil Gaiman◊ and Neil deGrasse Tyson◊

edited 2nd Jan '17 8:52:01 AM by IchigoMontoya

Death event:

• (Player1) attempts to fake (his/her1) own death for the life insurance money, but accidentally does it for real.

edited 2nd Jan '17 8:43:48 AM by TheGamechanger

Oh hey, Lavrently really was the final boss!

It's Beria, after all.

Mario Mario◊ and Luigi Mario◊ (music edition).

YES FINALLY I GOT A PODIUM FINISHER AFTER SEVERAL GAMES AHHHH

Ahem,

Bringing in another 4fterthought original (tm) since I find them more amusing than random stock images, I'll put in Myles Hollister◊ and, just because I've pondered changing his surname because of this before, Hollister (brand)◊

Reserves: Orange Leopard Gecko◊ and White Leopard Gecko◊, because "leopard gecko" is close to a surname, right?

Elias Bogan◊ and Bulk Bogan◊.

Reserves are Karl Marx◊ and Groucho Marx◊.

Arena event: It's the end of the world!

• Surviving scenario: (Player1) survives the apocalypse.
• Death 1: (Player1) loses (his/her1) footing in the ensuing earthquake and falls into an open crevice.
• Death 2: (Player1) and (Player2) drown in the floodwater.
• Death 3: (Player1) shoves (Player2) into the path of an oncoming meteor.
• Death 4: (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) are killed by a volcanic eruption.
• Death 5: (Player1) is swept away by a hurricane and is impaled by the debris.

edited 2nd Jan '17 11:09:00 AM by TheGamechanger

There's only 5 total death events for arena events, non-modifyable as far as I know.

Final Fantasy XV: Ardyn Izunia◊ and Noctis Lucis Caelum◊ . Spoiler warning: Sure, their display names are different, but plot spoilers: Ardyn's birth name is Ardyn Lucis Caelum, as in he's one of the blood royals too. Put him in as Izunia for spoilers sake though.

Reserves, team technically titles but who cares: Phantom Assassin◊ and Templar Assassin◊ (As a lukewarm bowl of water. Don't ask)

edited 2nd Jan '17 11:09:38 AM by Cabe_Bedlam

Fixed it.

More custom events:

• (Player1) reads War and Peace.
• (Player1) reads The Art of War.
• (Player1) forces (Player2) to listen to 10 hours of Justin Bieber music.

Inspired by the above:

• (Player 1) finds a working TV and uses it to watch (his/her) favorite show.