Hunger Games Simulator

I was about to suggest that. I hope Luigi's on the receiving end of it.

Is it lethal?

Nah. Anyway, I'm running the sim now, will have the first screens up in a bit. Unless somebody else would like to host, and I can send them the screens?

edited 22nd Nov '16 1:04:15 PM by Anomalocaris20

I'm fine with you hosting.

Ah, nevermind, sorry

edited 22nd Nov '16 1:19:42 PM by 4fterthought

GUYS.

I was doing a dry run to make sure the events were working.

AND IT HAPPENED.◊

Well, it probably won't happen again.

(Watch it happen again)

I can't see it, what happened?

Chinese Cowboy Luigi's Chinese cowboy impression is so offensive Steve Irwin's stomach ulcer practically explodes and he is unable to ask Luigi to stop being so fucking racist.jpg

edited 22nd Nov '16 1:49:07 PM by Anomalocaris20

Oh my god and to my own tribute!

The Non-canon events are the best.

edited 22nd Nov '16 1:52:33 PM by Awesomewade

IM DYING

Goddamnit. I was running the simulation and the "horror film" arena event happened but is improperly formatted so it ruined everything.

In case you're curious, Voldemort won. I'm sorry for whoever nominated him that we have to do a do-over.

edited 22nd Nov '16 2:05:27 PM by Anomalocaris20

i know we have to redo, but who got 2nd and 3rd?

You mean Voldemort actually won? Well, even though I would've liked for that to be the official result, I ain't gonna be mad about restarting the game.

I don't remember. Sorry.

Yeah, its fine. Just wanted to know if my tributes were actually good enough to win this time.

Aaand, this run began with a Day 1 arena event that wiped out like all but five or so tributes. So forgive me if I start over AGAIN.

Though we did get Lana revealing she is the other Lana's long-lost sibling.

Wow, this game is hellbent on making us wait.

On the topic about the next season being the biggest aversion of the One-Steve Limit, are the slots full already? If not, I'll nominate Team Steven: Steven Stone and Steven Universe, since I don't know many Adams or Jamies or Johnnys or Freddys (besides Johnny Test, whom I'll never nominate, ever, Freddy Fazbear, Fredbear, Golden Freddy, and Jamie).

I'd also like to imagine the non-canon events being gag reels.

edited 22nd Nov '16 2:54:58 PM by TroperNo9001

Honestly, I feel like the rule for next game should be that all your tributes share the same name.

Who were those five tributes, if you don't mind me asking?

And holy shit, this run had THREE arena events happen; a horde of zombies, a hurricane, and finally Gandhi.

I won't be running it since the zombies killed nearly everyone off at the start (again), but holy shit.

Okay, what the heck, is this our 4th game?

Yeah.

I'm sorry it's taking so long. It's like this season just doesn't want to work.

Edit: Well actually it's the third. The first one was just a dry run to test events so it doesn't count anyway.

edited 22nd Nov '16 3:44:15 PM by Anomalocaris20

Hey, it's fine, the RNG is a harsh mistress sometimes.

@Stalkeyes: Johnny Test is the titular character whose older twin sisters are scientists, and he often pesters them to test their experiments on him to help him and his talking dog Dukey with their shenanigans. The three Freddys are the animatronics, but I don't fully know them since I don't play any of their games. I might've forgotten most of the plot to Rise of the Guardians, but Jamie is the child who is first to believe in Jack Frost, helping him and the rest of the Guardians defeat Pitch.

edited 22nd Nov '16 7:41:49 PM by TroperNo9001