Hunger Games Simulator

It's nice to see how well Hoshi and Shou work together.

It's a shame the RNG never pitted Gill against Onaga or Shao Kahn.

Brad/Russell was already a terrible ship to begin with.

Brad really is a cold motherfucker. But I imagine anyone would be as pissed as him when his "daughter" dies.

You had one goddamn job, Yuffie... I bet you died like that just to spite me, didn't you?

I guess I tempted fate. Oh well. And seeing as Spain is as old as the country itself, it gets even squickier. And poor Russell, beset by pedophiles, then killed by one of them.

Night 6

• It's probably not a good idea to nominate children or old men into the Games. They just like to be involved in all the Squick.

Day 7

• Aw, that's sweet, Patchy.
• Please don't tell me Shoushi are children too...

Night 7: Nothing of note happens.

Day 8

• Whether they're children or just chibis, Shoushi get their revenge on Carl.
• Patchy evades death once again. No more kills for you, Larry!

Deaths: Carl Fredericksen

edited 25th Sep '16 7:34:24 PM by Psychedelicate

TWO?! You give a merciless sociopath two explosives?!

The link to Day 7 just leads to Night 6 again.

Anyway, in regards to old men being involved in Squicked here, I can't help but flash back to that whole Palpatine/Mew scenario from many seasons ago.

Fixed.

The Games turned Grunkle Stan into a pedo too.

It's either the elder becomes a pedo or the child becomes a geronto. Either way, Squick.

Night 8

• Shoushi try their hand at some meta humour.
• All I have to say to that is that Larry is a dirty sinner.

Day 9: Brad's attempt of obtaining roast cucumber fails miserably.

Night 9: Larry is indeed still a dirty sinner.

Deaths: Brad Armstrong, Patchoull

And all we have left are our confirmed podium finishers. A crossdressing PPG villain, a talking cucumber from a children's Christian show and a pair of chibis who are never seen apart... who will proudly survive this season? Stay tuned for ZE FINALE.

I'm betting that crossdressing Satan aka HIM wins.

edited 25th Sep '16 10:49:50 PM by IchigoMontoya

Day 10: A battle of gods ensues.

FINALE: And once again, the day is not saved, thanks to the lack of the Powerpuff Girls!

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I'm keeping to my promise that I'll nominate the Seventh Diary Holder, who consists of two people and will thus be entered as one tribute: Marco and Ai. Their teammate shall be fellow Diary Holder Minene Uryuu.◊

As for reserves... Taiga Aisaka◊ and Belarus,◊ you're going in.

Nominating Team Empire: Emperor Palpatine◊ and Darth Vader◊.

For reserves, Team Ravenclaw: Cho Chang◊ and Luna Lovegood◊.

Speaking of Harry Potter tributes, I'm sending in Team Slytherin/ Death Eater: Draco Malfoy◊ and Bellatrix Lestrange.◊

Fuck it I'ma go obscure. Team Sparklecare: Dr. Doom◊ and Barry Ill.◊

Get it? Like very ill?

Weasel◊ and Ermine◊

Quick question, at what point is it considered okay to cycle back to the first tributes you entered?

HIM:    Was there any doubt that I would win? HA, HA, HA!   

Now, some joke tributes: L-Block◊ and the Weighted Companion Cube◊.

EDIT: Picked a different link for the Companion Cube. The other one was broken.

edited 26th Sep '16 8:33:11 AM by CosmosAndChaos

It's finally time for Team Crack Ship: Mr. Spender◊ and Forge◊.

My reserves are Team Butt Monkey Boxbot◊ and Canada. Though I must admit, Boxbot is definitely a bigger one than Canada. Cananda at least doesn't get No Sympathy.

Shit, forgot the reserves team again.

Team Franku's Fuckers: Pink Guy◊ and Lemon◊.

@4fterthought It's perfectly acceptable to recycle any tributes you have previously entered at any time. Hell, you can even re-nominate tributes you have nominated the season before.

Looks like I missed the climax; was too busy working on setting up Stalkeyes Games 2, which will be covered over in the side-stories thread.

Anywho, for my next teams I shall nominate some principal characters from my favourite video games:

Team Favourites A: Sam Fisher◊ and Coach Morceau Oleander.◊

Team Favourites B: Sergeant Cortez◊ and Jolee Bindo◊ (I would have nominated HK-47 from that game but I'm fairly certain someone's done that already).

edited 26th Sep '16 6:28:12 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

Team Sexy Robots: Fisto◊ and CID◊

And once again I submit Team Hotel Mario as a secondary team in case there's a need: Fat Mario◊ and Gay Luigi◊

edited 26th Sep '16 6:33:26 AM by GrafVonTirol