- Don't worry, Cure Lemonade, that's not a bloodthirsty phantom.
- Karaoke, fireworks... and Phone Guy is wondering how psycho he is.
- Chef Jon cooks up a storm with his latest ingredient.
- Jack Sparrow teaches Phone Guy how to walk and talk like a pirate. And fight like one too.
- Cure Lemonade pities Kaoru.
- Jack Sparrow is unimpressed with how much his training went to waste.
- Everyone gives Okuyasu a group hug. Oof!
Deaths: Da Cheese, Phone Guy
Spoiler alert: This season only has three rounds to go. Stay tuned.
Perhaps Phone Guy was simply unwilling to share his rum with Jack, hence the violence that ensued. Also, don't ask me how one strangles a piece of talking cheese.
No wonder Jon went with the cheese. He's better than the salami and the balogna combined.
edited 15th Aug '16 5:10:46 PM by GrafVonTirol
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)And now, it is time for the finale! Who will win, who will lose, who will be the most murderous...? We get to find out now!
- A fight between three ensues. The resident Badass Normal wins.
- Jack Sparrow has a sacrifice for the gods!
- ...what other tributes?
- I love how our winner just listens to his playlist while the other two tributes left die from dysentery and hypothermia respectively.
Wow, I can't believe I just got a podium finisher-cum-murderer for the third time in a row. I think it's safe to say that luck is certainly on my side. If this keeps up I think I'll have to drop out for awhile. :P
Anyway! Here are all of my murderers sans Liechtenstein, who was in the last Death Battle:
Jon got Cheese so he could replace the three-cheese pizzas that Garfielf ate.
Though he's dead now.
So do we have an archive of all the winners/mass murderers anywhere?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Yup, you can grab their names and pics from the trope page. I think we're only doing tributes from seasons 24 to 52, though.
EDIT: I dun goofed, it's seasons 28 to 52.
edited 15th Aug '16 6:05:30 PM by Psychedelicate
So this new round will be old tributes then? Garfielf and Jon are my only ones so far so I'll just watch I guess.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Nice job, Jack! I had a feeling that you'd emerge victorious.
Anyway, here are my champions for this Most Kills Battle, save for Michonne due to her having been in the last one: The Heavy◊, Charizard◊ (who's male, btw), and Allison Pregler◊.
Heavy will avenge Sandvich.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Old tributes who have made the most kills in recent seasons, yeah.
Sorry new guys and anyone else who doesn't have any murderers, but you'll have to sit on the sidelines for now. Nominations will be open again the season after this one.
edited 15th Aug '16 6:16:29 PM by Psychedelicate
'S fine.
Reading the trope page, I think the phantom of Dr. Fossil should be added to the phantom arena event, though.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Let's see... my murdering tributes within that span...
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)Mine...
And that's about it, really.
Also, we've got Kamina◊ for Phoenix and Good Mordecai (or probably just Mordecai, in this case)◊ for Weirdguy.
Yeah, we'll just call him Mordecai here. I still love the irony of how Mordecai's good counterpart got the most kills in that season, as opposed to Zombie Mordecai.
And why not some party games for our contestants?
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) play Spin the Bottle. (Night)
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) play Truth or Dare. (Night)
edited 15th Aug '16 6:44:48 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Oh, I've had that "all the tributes get together to hunt for other tributes" thing before. Quite amusing.
Anyways, I only have one who would apply, Earth Star◊
edited 15th Aug '16 6:49:21 PM by 4fterthought
Oy!To celebrate this Death Battle, here are some brutal new death events:
Finish (him/her2)! (Player1) wins! Fatality!
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)Am I the only one thinking that the kills with more than 3 deaths can be kinda dangerous? I mean, having something like what happened last round would be kind of... dull, no?
Oy!(Player1) shoves (his/her1) weapon up (Player2)'s rear.
Sorry not sorry.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Specify "weapon" as "serrated blade" and you've got a winner.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
I bet Jack was probably drinking some rum that he presumably grabbed during the Feast at the barbecue.
Also, I wonder if Kaoru took Starkiller's lightsabers after backstabbing him.
edited 15th Aug '16 4:17:45 PM by IchigoMontoya