Hunger Games Simulator

(Player1) and (Player2) T-pose at each other in stalemate displays of dominance. (non-fatal)

(Player1) shows (Player2) how to supposedly get infinite chocolate from a chocolate bar. (non-fatal, regular AND Feast event)

(Player1) calls out (Player2) for sharing a gif of a bird in a chocolate fountain. It was a fake bird. (non-fatal)

(Player1) plays a trumpet to annoy (Player2). (non-fatal)

(Player1) scares (Player2) with a cucumber. (non-fatal, regular AND Feast event)

(Player1) takes a picture of (Player2) standing with each foot in a box of lettuce. (non-fatal, regular AND Feast event)

(Player1) does something so disgusting that it makes (Player2) stop playing (his/her2) jazz music. (non-fatal)

(Player1) and (Player2) hope that (Player3) made lotsa spaghetti. (non-fatal, regular AND Feast event)

(Player1) rejoices when (Player2) com home and make hte spagheti. (non-fatal, regular AND Feast event)

(Player1) gives (Player2) a deadly MRI scan while (Player3) watches in horror. Tragically beautiful. (FATAL to P2, P1 is the killer)

Next runner, please remove this misplaced fatal event in the Day (non-fatal): (Player1) wonders if (Player2) is still alive... But (he/she2)'s not.

It's already in the fatal Day event list, though.

Also repeating from the bottompost: two more spots left by my count.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 29th 2018 at 10:35:28 PM

As he sees (Player1) run out of the pharmacy store with a ton of insulin, the clerk says "You'll pay for your insulin!"

(Player1) hacks (Player2)'s Facebook account to fill his profile with Offensive Memes.

(Player 1)]= makes an offensive Colonel Sanders impression, [=(Player2) is offended by this and chases (him/her1).

(Player 1) makes an offensive Colonel Sanders impression, (Player2) is offended by this and kills (him/her1).

Edited by VengefulBale on Jul 29th 2018 at 11:28:50 AM

Alright, time for the Scrappies!

Ash Crimson◊ and Gary Oak.◊

♪Smell ya later♪

Here's an event for Gary: (Player1) encounters a sign with "(Player2) was here! (Player1) is a loser!" written in the corner.

EDIT: Set up the gag save at Discord. Reminder that Scipion is hosting, but we still need a runner.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 31st 2018 at 3:35:58 AM

Death pic for Ash.◊

(Player1) hacks the arena speakers to play "You Will Know Our Names" on a loop. (Surprised no-one suggested this event earlier.)

• (Player1) tries to activate the Riot Of The Blood in (Player2). It succeeds, but (Player1) dies in the ensuing rampage. (Fatal to 1)
• (Player1) tries to activate the Riot Of The Blood in (Player2). It succeeds, and (Player3) and (Player4) are killed in the ensuing rampage. (Fatal to 3 and 4)
• (Player1) tries to activate the Riot Of The Blood in (Player2). It succeeds, but (Player3) calms them down before any damage is done.
• (Player1) Tries to activate the Riot Of The Blood in (Player2). It fails.
• In a fight against (Player1) and (Player2), (Player3) tries activating the Riot Of The Blood in (Player1). It succeeds, and (Player3) gets away.
• In a fight against (Player1) and (Player2), (Player3) tries activating the Riot Of The Blood in (Player1). It fails, and (Player3) is killed. (Fatal to 3)
• (Player1) walks in on (Player2) and (Player3) kissing, and declares "This is the worst ship I have ever seen."
• (Player1) drinks too much Brain Bleach and loses all of their memories.

Edited by DefRevenge24601 on Jul 30th 2018 at 12:54:20 PM

I think the last one's already covered by the one where the tribute's mind goes into a veget(at)ive state.

Reserves in case that last spot isn't taken any time soon: Juri Han◊ and Sadira◊

Team Tributes That Relate To My Vacation I Just Got Back From

• Colonel Sanders◊
• Dolly Parton◊

Hopefully I'm not too late.

Edited by TheGamechanger on Jul 30th 2018 at 1:41:01 PM

Actually, you're just in time, I think.

Haven’t we settled on not submitting any more “hacks the arena speakers to play X” events? They’re all snowclones of each other.

Of course I was too late again.

Some hair-raising events:

• (Player1) dyes (his/her1) hair.
• (Player1) replaces (Player2)'s shampoo with hair remover while (he/she2) is distracted.

No Slacking in the Games:

(Player1) relaxes on a chair and drinks beer, while chaos ensues. (Bloodbath, non-fatal)

(Player1) tries to relax on a chair but gets killed by (Player2) for slacking. (Bloodbath, Fatal).

(Player1) relaxes on a hammock but (Player2) sets (him/her1) on fire.

Upon avenging (Player1)'s death by killing the monster that killed (him/her1), (Player2) sorrowfully says "I've won... but at what cost?" (Fatal)

It does, sadly. Edited it to avoid the excess kills problem.

Edited by Eredars on Jul 30th 2018 at 8:18:14 AM

Does that imply that P2 killed P1? Because it sounds like the old "long, drawn-out battle" event that had to be revised twice due to death order and excess kill problems. (At least the order here is correct.)

EDIT: Set up another save at Discord with GC's tributes.

EDIT 2: Drakan's running this.

EDIT 3: Scipion's also running this since Drakan's struggling. Whoever gets the better save is the official runner of the season.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 31st 2018 at 10:58:56 PM

Got a good save and sent it to Scipion for screening!

Note to the runner of next season: Arena events were disabled, so be sure to re-add them.

Edited by worldofdrakan on Jul 31st 2018 at 11:01:03 AM

I'd also like to announce that Battle of the Bands is our next and final themed season of this thread! Get your band tributes ready, but please be mindful of the ages of each member since the runner will have to deal with some polyamory.

EDIT: Scipion has officially greenlighted this season!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 31st 2018 at 11:23:08 PM

HELLO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! HERE IS YOURE WEEKLY DOSE OF BLOOD, BETRAYAL AND MINDFUCK EVENTS! WELCOME TO THE HGS SEASON 244!!!

THE REAPING: Isn't it beautiful?

THE BLOODBATH: STTTAAARRRRTTTT!!

• Obviously there are people who runs and grabs stuff.

• Luther is allergic to tentacles.

• Malachite absolutely want to see a real Supernova. Sorry Blue Giant.

• Somehow Dipper cannot support being possessed (even by you Bill) and well... "Gravity" Falls! HAHAHAHAHAHA-ok sorry.

• Unlike our dear Bill, Flowey know how to possess someone. He also manages to kills Bane and Justin.Y and create a cult! Take notes Bill.

• Well I guess that White Diamond is breakable.

• ... Not only he cannot have a Stand, he DIES because of it. Disappointing Venom.

• Exodia??? The Games have just began Ok??? You are Exodia for Snow sake!!!

• Point Peele isn't even supposed to walk anyway. Let it have some time to adjust, Ok?

• Aliens cannot support lazy people. Adam learn it the hard way.

DAY 1:

• Geez, I wonder WHO could be that "mysterious" sponsor Sanders...

• A meme become a teacher.

• "Sonic fanbase is toxic, you have Sonic in your name, so you're toxic." That's what Poppi thought after dealing with Sonichu.

• Another normal day in HGS... Right Point Pelee?

• Eraser Bits doesn't want to erase anymore.

• Kirby is a jerk. That's normal. But when he's a jerk to Chuck Norris, you realise how evil he is.

• An Anime character become another Anime character. That's logical in Japan.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Blue Giant, Bipper, Bane, Justin.Y, White Diamond, Venom, Adam, Sonichu.

There goes the season's most hated tribute.

Durland and Blubs have outlived White Diamond, Venom and Bipper.

It's both hilarious and impressive.

Edited by VengefulBale on Jul 31st 2018 at 12:28:37 PM

Oh, for God's sake, did both of my tributes have to die the most unceremonious deaths possible during the friggin' Bloodbath? Not to mention, there goes any chance of Venom and Carnage interacting with each other...

No, I'm not salty about my seemingly endless amount of bad luck, why do you ask?

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Jul 31st 2018 at 10:32:54 AM