Hunger Games Simulator

• Night 1
  • Well, that's unexpected. Is Jack Burton/Asriel this season's OTP?
  • Lots of sleep shifts and slumber part- wow, Chara really is good at impersonating Frisk, apparently.
  • Len does what he does best as a Vocaloid: sing-along sessions!
  • Rin and Samus are doing...something...inside the latter's place. Again, same deal with the Jupiterian and MacReady.
  • The Mercurian learns the hard way that one simply can't flee this game on their own.
  • Immortan Joe really doesn't want people near his mini-Citadel.

Welp.

(insert drug joke here)

“We had two bags of algae, seventy-five pellets of shark poison, five sheets of pufferfish poison..."

A little draft:

Primary Team/Team Mecha: Heat Man◊ and CATS◊.

Secondary Team/Team Steven Universe Lookalikes From Fantaman: Penny◊ and Gorgo◊.

edited 13th Jun '16 10:20:01 AM by arcada188

Guess Immortan Joe deemed those three too MEDIOCRE to camp with.

And Toriel, Chara lacks both Frisk's blue and purple shirt, as well as the signature stoic face. Something's kinda up here.

edited 13th Jun '16 10:22:13 AM by IchigoMontoya

• Day 2
  • Pharah gives Immortan Joe a rude mediocre awakening. Or justice from above, whichever you prefer.
  • The Moe Anthropomorphism of Ebola loves drawing, it seems. First on her list is Barkley.
  • Two Elysians enter, two Elysians leave because one had mercy on the other.
  • Mettaton gets a hatchet upgrade from Alphys.
  • At the end of the day, there will be lots of firewood.
  • Toriel and the Jupiterian are up to something, and the Riotrooper knows.
  • Never knew Tommy Wiseau can catch up with a Cure..
  • Asriel gives Frollo a taste of Hell.
  • I don't think I want to know exactly how Rin messes with the Kurokage Trooper's food.
  • The Venusian treats Minene well. How nice.
• Deaths in order: The Mercurian, Immortan Joe, Claude Frollo, Kurokage Trooper

edited 13th Jun '16 10:24:26 AM by DarkDestruction

I guess Fidget was a bit too annoying this time around. Least he didn't kill the poor thing. :V

edited 13th Jun '16 10:27:50 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

Well, you didn't do quite as bad as last time, Joe, but that was downright mediocre all the same could've been a hell of a lot better.

Mild spoilers - this season drags on for quite a bit. All I can say is, it's longer than seasons 18 through 20.

• Night 2
  • Never mess with a Cure - or in this case, Cures. And we finally get to see Mettaton NEO putting his new form to good use.
  • Rin and Fidget bond. Must've been quite the tales they shared..
  • Sleep shifts and slumber parties, as usual.
  • Dust, you had one chance at exterminating a deadly disease, and yet..
  • An alien, a king, and a bounty huntress sit down to talk...
  • Jack Burton misses his old career, it seems.
  • Toriel gets around to disciplining her all grown-up biological son.

edited 13th Jun '16 10:38:53 AM by DarkDestruction

Cure March does have Super-Speed, so if Tommy Wiseau can actually keep up with her, that's quite the impressive feat.

Things seem pretty interesting so far.

• Day 3
  • Harun al-Rashid and Wicket practices some proper first aid on others. Dust, on the other hand, sharpens his archery skills.
  • Tarzan will see his adoptive mother soon, courtesy of Minene and her mace.
  • Another hunting party comes and goes, led by Cure Happy.
  • Welcome to the Cute and Psycho club, Fidget! (insert additional "get dunked on" joke here)
  • I'm willing to bet the knife that killed Len is...infected. Ouch.
• Deaths in order: Ursula, Charles Barkley, Pharah, Kala, Riotrooper, Chara, The Venusian, Len Kagamine

Also, it's time for me to go to sleep. We'll continue at around 05:00 (UTC+7).

edited 13th Jun '16 10:54:33 AM by DarkDestruction

I need to find the "dunked on" version of Dogsong and post it here.

Here it is:

edited 13th Jun '16 10:58:26 AM by InfinityRyujin

How ironic that Chara died.

Get Dunked!

Dammit, Chara, I thought you were made of sterner stuff than that...

I bloody knew this would happen. Fidget showed them some emotions they didn't even know existed. They really should have saved...

Also, I hope the fruit Tommy Wiseau was picking off the tree were shaped like (American) footballs.

edited 13th Jun '16 11:15:44 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

That moment when one of your tributes kills off another of your tributes.

• Night 3
  • Minene seems to be wracked with guilt.
  • Maybe Tommy and Jack should huddle for warmth.
  • Toriel and Rin bond. Maybe the former had some butterscotch pie for the latter?
  • The Ganymedian fights off a monster man, a helicopter pilot, and the personification of Ebola.
  • Just don't get one-shotted before then, Mettaton.
• Day 4
  • Bit of an unlikely team up there, Wicket and Rin.
  • The Jupiterian should start being wary..
  • Those wounds must've been from his fight with Fidget.
  • Cure Happy seems to forget a basic biological need. But where is her fellow Cure when she needs her?
  • Woah, calm down there, Toriel!
  • Another unlikely team up from Asriel and MacReady.
• Deaths in order: Dust, Cure Happy, Ebola-chan

Does this mean Toriel has cured Ebola?

• Night 4
  • Minene bosses Tommy Wiseau around at mace-point.
  • Strange how Mettaton thought of winning one night, then begs for death the next.
  • Two girls practice their drawing skills.
  • Toriel and Asriel got back together with the help of Cure March and some songs. D'aww.
• Day 5
  • Minene makes another hunting party.
  • An alien from Ganymede, an Arabian caliph, a zombie-slaying agent, a snarky fairy, and a film director play card games..
  • The Jupiterian appeals to his artsy side.
  • Some rewards for the sketches, I guess?
• Deaths in order: R.J. MacReady

edited 13th Jun '16 3:44:50 PM by DarkDestruction

YOU'RE TEARIN' ME APAURT MINENE! -kills MacReady-

edited 13th Jun '16 3:19:42 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Without Chara around, I guess there's nobody willing to put Mettaton NEO out of his misery just yet.

Okay, that card game sounds kick-arse. I hope they were playing Cards Against Humanity.

I feel like Tommy Wisaeu would either be horrible or amazing at CAH.

So it's down to Minene and Rin. C'mon guys, you can do it!