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What do you think will be their first proclamation?
edited 15th Jan '16 2:44:16 PM by NegaKingKix
I just realized I completely misread the title as it being your avatar. I apologize...bluh
In that case...
Add more Moe
edited 15th Jan '16 2:51:51 PM by Pirka
Add more racing
Eh, better than Bush and Obama.
Mandatory contracts for preteen girls to join the army. AKA, conscription.
edited 15th Jan '16 4:47:40 PM by TheFarmboy
Give postal workers a raise.
More pay for all mail men.
I honestly don't know. I don't know who that is...
edited 15th Jan '16 4:43:08 PM by DingoWalley1
Scare ISIS to death?
Arms the military with Laser Swords
I hope Ryuko makes sure that America doesn't lose its way.
He does a good job at it. The force helps but he's got experience himself.
Pardon Pirates (I think).
His first proclamation is DARKER YET DARKER in Wing Dings, which results into the End of the World as we know it and the entire land of USA becoming nonexistent. But hey, at least we got the world rid of Donald Trump and Christian Weston Chandler!
Increased military spending. With more sci-fi technology.
Piccolo first order of business is to rid the world of all terrorists personally and make World Martial Arts Tournaments a national sport.
Geronimo expels all cats.
Increased military spending and sanctions against alien governments for crimes against humanity.
A order to kill every shark on sight.
Truck on Truck marriage is legalized.
Better childcare and cybernetic-human rights.
The right to bare arms is the #1 law of the land.
All American citizens will now receive a free cat and a lifetime supply of cat food as part of the welfare system.
The Captain Toad Act is initiated, in which Americans are sent to find lots of treasures, and they do! USA gets even richer and helps Mushroom Kingdom defeat the terrorist Bowser's Empire, a massive cluster of hostile races such as Koopas, Goombas, Boos and others...
Oh, boy. We're fucked. Still better than Trump.
I actually prefer Trump to Ragyo.
Either way, Ragyo's first act is to infuse every citizen with the Life Fibers. Washington D.C. becomes the capital of the REVOCS Corporation and the Life Fiber Empire.
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