Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

I’m in agreement with all of you.

This is why the rumor about Rey and Kylo having a love child is ten thousand degrees of NO for me.

Actually she was already pregnant at that point. Plus he was on leave from his General duties in an ongoing war, and he came back a confirmed bad enough dude while also piloting half a battlestar through re-entry.

There is no force that could keep them from fucking like horny rabbits after that.

Edited by TheAirman on Aug 20th 2018 at 9:38:51 AM

Han coming on to Leia in Empire is way skeevier than anything Rian did, especially given that Rian’s ultimate word on the subject is that’s Kylo and Rey aren’t getting together.

Edited by KnownUnknown on Aug 20th 2018 at 7:43:17 AM

..... please fix your typo.

please :(

oh you already did XD

Edited by blkwhtrbbt on Aug 20th 2018 at 9:43:35 AM

It’s already fixed

I saw it

lewd

Edited by Ultimatum on Aug 20th 2018 at 2:46:20 PM

Reylo really doesn't do it for me, which I find kind of strange because I do like some other screwed-up pairings in other works.

One's a hero trying to stop an evil army from destroying all that is good, the other is the mass murdering head of said evil army. It's like if Frodo and the giant flaming eyeball of doom got together because of their shared taste in jewelry.

Oh god...total headcanon now...

Allow me to introduce you to a little game known as Middle-earth: Shadow of War

Edited by blkwhtrbbt on Aug 20th 2018 at 10:20:41 AM

Why do I feel very afraid of clicking that link?

Maybe it's a LOTR Dating Sim with bonus Sauron romance?

and sexy Shelob

All of that is 100% true.

Expanded lore can be really, really weird sometimes. It’s not even bad, just weird.

Man, I remember when my biggest questions were about comparing Starkiller base to the Sun Crusher.

The difference is that the Joker having a multiple choice past that even he may not know about is one of his most well-known character traits. That's not the case with Palpatine. Knowing what he was like before he was the Emperor won't make him any less scary. If anything it makes him even more terrifying that someone so monstrous had a life before all that.

Once upon a time a child was named Sheev. And that’s when he decided the universe needed to burn.

Still a genocidal maniac. If anything he’s less humanizes, sort of a Star Wars version of Damien from The Omen.

Edited by Beatman1 on Aug 21st 2018 at 7:16:20 AM

Today in the New York Times, Kelly Marie Tran speaks out for the first time since her social media was pulled due to mass harassment.

That was very heartbreaking to read. My sympathies are with her and I hope she can heal from this.

Fuck those People.

Now I definitely want Rose to save the day. I don't care about anything else. Make her awesome and make all those people who mouthed off Tran eat their words.

I'm mostly a person who doesn't want to wish the worst fates to people...but just hearing about what she's going through makes me recite the following words from Samuel L. Jackson if I'm asked if they deserve to die:

YES, THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

...

And now that we've both said our peace, lets stop there before things escalate.

Because we're TV Tropes, and we're classy like that.

Someone 'bout to have their dignity preserved.

So, Sheev. With a name like that he has to be evil. Just because odds are he probably never heard the end of it.

Still think the "Tarkin is one of the only people to know Palpatine's true name is Sheev!" is one of the dumbest bits of canon lore. It's utterly nonsensical.