Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

@paradised: ...Yeah. I will admit, that was a blunder on my part. I wasn't thinking far enough ahead when I began it. I just thought, 'oh man, it would be AWESOME to unleash this. Now, however, I am aware of my limits. I should say that, in my opinion, this game is all about stretching limits for fun and insanity.

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

"I should say that, in my opinion, this game is all about stretching limits for fun and insanity."

YES.

/null

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

Q&A

• Assists aren't a thing yet. Sorry, guys.
  • You're all guys, right?
• Lord. You may action/attack seperate from charging. That's... actually how you do anything in here. Elsewise, it would be all of us sitting on chairs, charging.
• Ripsaw: That's fair.
• Paradise: That works.
• Talist. Calm down. I may not take Rping' as seriously as you might, but I'm trying my best here.

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Divesting several Endermen of their faces via exhaust pipe, Ichigo tries to cast accio again, but realizes the Godmodder fled. Once again, an endermen gets stabbed in the eye, but this time, it just throws both hands in the air and walks away, dabbing at the wound.

Beaning mobs in the head with rocks, Phoenix watches as Lord charges his charge. As solar begins Jet Li’ing spiders, Pastry returns an Rpg rocket at a giant’s kneecap. 4000 damage! The giant goes down, but fires his Rpg again at Pastry.

All of a sudden, the endermen disappear from view, being stealthed by a …..friendly? Ichigo then finds himself not on a bike, but on a cactus. Hunh. Slaying several more mobs, Inceptiond takes out the last Zombies with an Ike firebomb strike.

Tabbune runs cover fire with a lightning storm, throwing off the rest of the RPG’s as Pillow’s fish bomb covers two others in fish. And explosions. 3000 DMG apiece!

Shiny’s specificly specified wire trips one of the fish giants and he pops out of existence. Ultima runs an attack against all of the giants, but with the massive spread, only 300 is inflicted on each. Ripsaw gets a jetpack and pistol. Stabbing a giant in the Achilles Heel, the last fish covered giant falls then explodes into ludicrous gibs.

Fseftr’s pesticide shoos most of the spiders away, but some of them turn belly up. At this point, Tazz’s post logic bomb hits the rest of the spiders. Spiders down.

Cuteness takes out a third giant, as Spino realizes no spiders are in the vicinity. Sighing and turning around, he comes face to face with the wall of blazes. Yeah, that thing is still there. Vicious fighting can be heard on the other side.

Talist’s comment about AI, somehow gets the attention of one of the giants, whom he subsequently solo’s and kills. Fifth giant out. Engie’s Kritzkrieg kills a sixth one, before a giant rips the airstrike out of his hands and turns it on Engie himself.

Hiding and monitoring the battle, the Godmodder narrowly dodges IGU’s Lemon paper slap. “Can you not?” Dropping Carmen, the godmodder backhands IGU back over the mesa.

Right before he flew, IGU saw what appeared to be a hammer in the Godmodder’s hand. It had a crack running down the center.

Amp manages to de-cloak the endermen as Hyena tries to ice spike another giant. Again, the giant brushes off the wound, only to realize it isnt’ closing. 2000 DMG. Now on fire, Infinity manages to down several endermen before getting his eye stabbed out with a wand by another endermen.

Skele’s down, Endermen on fire, two giants left, spiders begone, Zombies squished, ya’ll breathe a short sigh of relief. With the blaze wall up on the other side, and the Mesa above, you suddenly remember the spawners.

At once, 75 skeleton jockeys pop out, each holding an M1 Garand. 90 Creepers with helmets and mopeds follow suit. Finally, the spawners quit out after firing 40 witches from their muzzles. Who then get hosed on Potions of Swiftness.

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THE MESA

THE GODMODDER: 99/100

Ichigo, Sacred. Amp. Infinity

THE VALLEY Giants x2 | 6700HP

Creepers on Mopeds – 90

Skeleton Jockeys – 75

Swift Witches

Everyone else.

Wall of Blazes

House of Tech and gaming on the other side.

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"Quote of the day."

An eye for an eye, puts food on the table of optomitrists. Support your local eye doctor and practice archery on live targets at the same time.

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So. FNAF 4. That's a thing. Noice.

I may or may not have been binge watching this at midnight before updating.

I may or may not include a FNAF arc in this next dance.

Just.. just a thought.. It's N-not like I'm s-scared of including something....

edited 25th Jul '15 12:00:07 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

HERE ANTININJA HAVE ALL MY FRIED CHICKEN

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

I'd be satisfied with doing it every second day. Or whatever you want.

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

Calm down? I wasn't angry. I usually only turn on caps lock to be sarcastic. Also, don't worry about missing days. Its pretty standard, so nobody is going to judge you. Not much, anyway.

There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...

Updated. There will be no midday Q&A tomorrow, due to me being at a swimming party.

Also, weekend. I will not post on Saturdays and sundays. Those are the only two forseeable days off.

Happy Creeping!

I am the once and future king.

I 'accidently' cast the spell 'Mass Slow' on the players in the valley. Well, as many as I can hit.

'What worse than a horde of enemies? An untouchable horde of enemies!'

3/20 Saekro'm, the Holy Spear

3/50 Corotrangrul

edited 25th Jul '15 2:16:12 AM by FeatheredDragon

I sincerely regret to inform that this signature cannot be shown due to technically difficulties.

5/5 I grin as I point my Arm Cannon towards a group of creepers.

"Come get some, ya motherGORILLAs!"

From the cannon emerged a concentrated ball of destructive energy heading straight for the creepers.

5/45. "Interesting, so it would seem the Medic there is giving the entire team an operation?"

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

They're gorrilaing endless!

I cast another Lighting Storm at the Witches

5/50 The Siege

5/20 Dragonclaw

I put on special gloves. These gloves are an imitation of a boxer crabs arms. Meaning I have live sea anemones on them. I start punching my way through the swift witches.

They can't hurt me with theiR potions because I'm giving myself a constant dripping IV of milk to myself..

4/200 4/20

edited 25th Jul '15 4:34:18 AM by pillowmantis

Why is a yam attacking me?

@ Herobrine: there's something I'm curious about (not gameplay related): our previous session also ad a general ban on adult-rated content, but it did not have the NC-N0 filter as an additional cosmic force complementing the OP scale. I don't remember us having issues with adult material, so I want to ask: What was the catastrophic event that necessitated the specific introduction of the NC-N0 filter for this session?

—

Yknow what? For both RP purposes and general record keeping I'm gonna keep a turn counter up here. like so: Turn 5.

WHAT? HOW?

Hmm? what is it?

how are those creepers driving mopeds without hands? and are those skellies carrying rifles?

Don't know about the first. the second... You have body armor, but we don't know what ammunition they're using. be careful.

Seeing as those witches are probably gonna be at the lines very quickly they must be dealt with first. being armored, Seda can afford to get close. Unsure how much damage the witches can take, she focuses fire-type magic through her halberd, hopefully lighting a few of the witches on fire as she cuts through them with the pole-arm...... unless their clothes are fireproof.

Charges:

• Miss Jiya: 4/50
• mobile oran farm: :4/10

edited 25th Jul '15 5:16:44 AM by paradisedj32

I notice the slowing effect and cast group haste on the players.

Dr. Splitson, something fishy is going on. Speaking out of my headset, I add, No offence, Pillow.

Healing Tome upgrade: 5/10

Opening my handbag: 5/50

SoundCloud

"Oh come ON. Not THIS idiot." "Richard, Richard, RICHARD. When will you LEARN? We've beaten you not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES NOW and it's going to be four in a matter of days. Can't you just give peace a chance, or something? I know Wilson tried."
I then pull out the Origin Wands. As those of you who are from MCF already know, they are basically Creation Majjyks in an easily-portable package.
I then summon what appears to be a portal.

Specifically, it's the type of portal that Spearbreakers-verse megacorps use to hop multiverses.
It activates, and I step out, armed to the teeth. Possibly quite literally. I don't know, what do you call a battlesuit that has everything three A.I.s could possibly cram in, plus a hammerspace unit?
Note that I did not step in to the portal first.
That was intentional.
I step into the portal.
==Perspective:Battlesuit==
A>Right. He's summoning normal mobs, with abnormal weapons. What is he trying to do, Elite Mooks us to death? Really?
H2>>It's a warm-up. He's gauging our strength. We should probably keep the escalation low for the moment. Speaking of puns...Note the option on your HUD.
I summon a Cereal Escalator under the Godmodder. It ascends, carrying him with it until it suddenly stops and dumps him downwards. But the escalator isn't moving...Wait. Stairs.
I tOld yoU abOUt stAiRs bro.
((Now excuse me while I go sob in a corner because TVT MARKUP OH GOD WHY.))

edited 25th Jul '15 11:59:24 AM by Netpatham

Leaping free from the cactus that somehow replaced my speeder bike, I pull out the Marauder's Map.

"I solemnly swear every that I'm up to no good."

Then use the Map in an attempt to locate Carmen. Should I succeed, then I'll head over to her location and cast Accio in order to call her to me, then carry her back to my old bunker from the previous war before calling Doctor House and telling him to send someone to pick up Carmen.

It took me a bit to figure out what happened with Ultimate Tyranno's attack, since you wrote it as just Ultima (which is one of my in-progress charges). Well, that, and I personally visualized Ultimate Tyranno's attack more as a sequential beatdown, but I didn't say anything about that, so whatever.

Ultimate Tyranno fades out. Well, that was less effective than I hoped. Well, nothing to do about it but keep going. "Draw!" Well, now. That just might work. "I'll activate another Trade-In, and discard a Kaiser Sea Snake from my hand to draw 2 cards. And since I've got another Kaiser Sea Snake in my hand and no monsters on the field, I'll use Kaiser Sea Snake's effect to Special Summon it from my hand, and Summon the other Kaiser Sea Snake from my Graveyard. Of course, right now, they're both Level 4 and have no attack power, so... time for an Xyz Summon! By using my two Kaiser Sea Snakes as the Xyz Material, I'll Xyz Summon Number 39: Utopia. And then, by using that as the Xyz Material, I'll Xyz Summon Number S39: Utopia the Lightning! Utopia the Lightning, attack one of those giants! And while I'm at it, I'll detach the two Kaiser Sea Snakes from Utopia the Lightning, upping its attack power to 5000! (Standard action.)

My charges continue to build. Ultima: 3/15 Odin: 3/25

edited 25th Jul '15 7:55:15 AM by djkates

@herobrineHow were we supposed to remember the spawners if you don't include them in the battlefield.

I force some of the creeper mopeds to crash into the spawners.

A Charge: 5/?

Another Charge: 5/?

Ah, yes, The Wall of Blazes. We meet again.

... wait, what the heck is the Wall of Blaze?

I look at it in mild confusionm. When did it get here? How did I not notice this?

Sighing in resignation, I throw that skeleton arm at the nearest enemy, since I have no idea what my relative location is anymore. A map would be awfully useful right now.

Equipment Redeployment: 5/9

Fear Gas: 5/16

I use a fire extinguisher on the wall of blazes.

The Panic Attack: 5/15

Pure Awesome: 5/100

edited 25th Jul '15 11:43:47 AM by Jondanger23

Oh, forget this. Time to improvise!

I pick up some nearby sticks, and with a bit of Mac Gyver-ing, I make a long, wooden sword. It's really more of a stick, but whatever. I run towards the witches, trying to stab them through the heart with it.

Awakening: Basic Magic 5/10

Awakening: ???? 5/50

   Oh well, eyes can be replaced... But there's not much I can do with just one.   

I put up a barrier that allows me to regenerate my eye while blocking any attacks aimed at me during this round.

Yellow Devil: 4/15

Kill Sat: 5/100 {Calibrating...}

edited 25th Jul '15 10:38:28 AM by InfinityRyujin

@Herobrine: You could say I was ready for Freddy if you are actually including one of those. Huehuehuehue.

@Netpatham: Welcome!

   ALPHA TRIGGER: 3/15    Sea of the Soul: 3/12,500

"Fredbear, mark it down. We've practically already won if this is his grand slam. It's as if the GM is making a big deal of some more reactive mobs. They're still Mooks."

   "GODMODDER, GIT GUD."   

"How's he supposed to even git average? He keeps failing to beat us every time we've met. Screwed on Generic Craft, screwed on God Craft, screwed on TV Tropes, partially...You'd think he came here to get AWAY from MC and try something different, and yet here he is in his own MC server. I really think we're dealing with someone clinically insane."

   "GOOD POINT. ENRAGEMENT gorilla, HOW DO YOU FOLLOW YOUR RECORD OF FLAWLESS DEFEATS AND gorilla TACTICAL DECISIONS?"   

"Knowing him he'll deny it. VIDEO PROOF, TO ME!"

I proceed to show clips of The Godmodder falling victim to the final attacks of Crusher48, Me, and Commander Protoh/Protho/I'msorryIdon'tknowthenameofthetopofmyhead in an attempt to coax him out or damage himself out of rage. I don't NEED to not be in the same zone as him in this case, as I know that it's irrelevant in this particular attack. The Godmodder has a proven record of keeping track of everything going on in the game no matter where it is AND Ragequitting whenever he loses (though the last game's ending might be because he was immediately appeased and did not get a chance to ragequit). Losing is his ultimate berserk button as he's supposed to be the undisputed master of all existence by his point of view; he would NOT let this massive insult to his supposed absolute superiority over everything go unanswered, and being that he would never let a detail like this go. I ready a riposte for the semi-inevitable counterattack.

In case he doesn't actually attack me at all, all three video clips proceed to turn into copies of the legendary Insanity Tubas and fire their special attacks into the gun-toting skeletons. They're the moves that annihilated the Godmodder in the past, to be precise. Not only are they strong enough to damage the Godmodder, they also contain morale-shattering powers because these are maneuvers that brought down their boss, causing several Skellingtons to turn into piles of loot.

It strikes me as odd that the Godmodder would go back to Minecraft considering that his TV Tropes endeavor, which was NOT in Minecraft, was the only one with even a HINT of success...While every game in Minecraft has ended in his total failure, doubly so considering he was tired of failing in Minecraft...I don't think he'd be coming back so readily, doubly so when he actually got a spot in the Pantheon after his last endeavor here. Something strange is afoot, this is not the only part of the plan.

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YOU HAVE CROSSED THE RELEVANCE LINE

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I was left to wonder who those twins were, and I couldn't help but find a level of rage for the people who burned my home, but for the most part I was just confused about what happened and why I was here, but I didn't get any more answers until the Trio themselves reappeared. I sprang up at their presence and got into a bow-even at my age I knew these weren't the people to disrespect. Then, pain in the rearsection, sharp and powerful.

"Relax...We have good healers around but that'll still take a while to properly recover." Said one of the trio-the only female of the lot as well.

I immediately sat back down.

"I suppose we should tell you what's happening..." said a second member, and presumably the leader considering he took the head. "Your hindquarters are still recovering from the tree falling on them, so you will stay here for a few more weeks until they recover enough to properly run and move around. After that...We're still thinking about that."

"Until then, you will stay here." Said the third and final member. He was big.

"Yes...Please don't wander too far off from the room here, also." Said the leader. "We're fairly sure it would...It might be overwhelming, let's put it that way, and what you need is calm and quiet."

They turned to leave, but before they could I asked about the people who started the fire.

"I presumed she would be quite angered by that one...As it stands, it is immensely regrettable but fighting either of the Twins would be...Extremely unwise. We would be in worse shapes than you are after such a battle..." The woman said.

"I still think we could take out one of them if they're fighting directly, the other would help and we would end this war..." The big guy said.

"He said that none will intervene. Picking sides, even if just to end this pointless conflict, will only aggrivate it and cause tensions to rise, and drag everyone else into it. It's already a point of contention, we have to stay out of it...Don't think I don't despise it too but we have to minimize damage, and that is what we are doing... The leader said. A second passes, and then he added something. "Yulyss, it must hurt, seeing this..."

"...It does, Cahnos. Very much..." Yulyss said.

Yulyss was looking at me. He was sad about this, I could tell. Even as I was I could tell I didn't need to ask why he was eager to fight and end this.

I doubted he would follow the given order here.

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

Hi Tazz. Any tips for surviving the more nonsensical bits of markup?

edited 25th Jul '15 12:07:10 PM by Netpatham

I roll out of the way of the rocket, only to find myself under fire by the skeleton jockeys.

I quickly shoot my stolen bow towards the Skeleton Jockey's mount's eye, before ducking under a potion of harming.

The Uchiha Clan Heritage: 5/10

Curse Mark Awakening: 5/15

edited 25th Jul '15 1:09:51 PM by PastryPerson

The Airstrike that the Giant grabbed off of me promptly backfires and explodes in his face.

"Identification triggers, son. They blow up in response to the wrong user trying to use them."

Mallard: 5/125
Walker: 5/200

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.