Push the button?

Push because I usually have a decent annoying of stamina.

You get to play any game you like from the noughties as much as a you want.

BUT

You can’t play games from any other decade.

Pass. If it was 2010-2019, I'd hit it.

You get to summon any object you like wherever you like, real or fictional,

BUT

You get pestered by everyone to end world hunger and entropy.

Press. I could just summon a memory wiping machine to make everyone forget I have those powers and therefore fuck off.

You now can disable and enable gravity.

BUT

You can't control when it happens. At all.

I'm pressing it because it'll lead to funny things happening.

You don't need to eat to survive.

BUT

You gain 5 kilograms every time you eat.

With sensations of hunger, nope. Without, push.

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You gain incredible drawing abilities, able to draw scenarios to life-like quality.

BUT

You need a robotic hand to have these abilities, which requires removal of your current hand to have the robotic hand implanted.

A cool robot hand AND amazing drawing skills? Fuck yes.

You can breathe fire.

BUT

You have to drink kerosene to activate it. And no, you are not immune to the side effects of ingesting fuel.

(Vomits)

The next installment of your favorite work is here right now

BUT

Only for you, and spoiling it to anyone will kill you.

What use would I have, outside of spite for kidnappers? Pass.

New button: Eh...Pass. Don't really care for that.

You get to fly a fully equipped ADFX-02 Morgan! With OP ECM system, TLS, and remote-detonatable Multi-purpose Burst Missiles, with infinite ammunition/energy for them all!

But, ah...you'll have to fight every single ace pilot and squadron the series has seen up 'til now, including A.Is. From Strider and Sol Squadrons, to Mobius 1 and the Yellows, and of course, Galm 1, the Demon Lord of the Round Table; Cipher.

Hope you can dodge those jousts!

Edited by hanwen1234 on Feb 26th 2019 at 9:44:52 PM

I don't know how to fly a jet in the first place. Pass.

You can shapeshift into any fictional character of your choosing (and gain any abilities they have in the process).

BUT

You can't turn back into yourself.

Push, you can just transform into someone who can also shapeshift.

You have World-Class chefs making your food.

But...

You feel sick after eating it.

Pass.

You become a master of your favorite animal

But

All other animals hate and despise you.

Definitely Pass (Not worth it...)

You get a one-way ticket to any country you like

BUT

You can't spend any money while you're out there.

Okay. Always wanted to camp in Australia. Bring MREs, a canteen, and a knowledge of train-hopping.

You can filter the oxygen out of water by breathing it, and you gain the ability to see in water up to 15 feet ahead of you in any murkiness.

BUT

You have to be exposed to the temperature of the water, no matter how cold, for the ability to work properly, and you can still be affected by water pressure.

Edited by casioonaplasticbeach on Feb 28th 2019 at 8:37:47 AM

Fuck yes, that sounds awesome.

You can run at supersonic speeds.

BUT

You are not immune to G-force and may or may not liquefy every time you use the power.

No, hell no, and fuck no.

You gain a collection of priceless treasures

BUT

Half the rooms in your house have garbage piled to the ceiling, which can never be removed.

Push. I'd sell the treasures to buy a house that's not half-full of shit.

You'll have the cutest dog ever conceived

BUT

Whenever you're not in the same room as it, you turn into a vicious werewolf.

Press, you didn't say I wouldn't be sane as a werewolf, so that would be awesome anyway. And if I don't want to become one all I have to do is keep the dog with me.

You can walk on water.

BUT

Every time you do so, a predatory loch ness monster appears in whatever body of water you're walking on and begins to chase you (and if you're not fast enough, you're dead). Have fun running.

No. I value my body, thank you very much.

You get to psychically beat people up.

BUT

Every time you use this ability, you get psychically kicked in the nuts with iron shoes.

Pass.

Your favorite cancelled series gets a awesome reboot!

But

Your favorite character from the show gets killed off in the first episode.

Yes.

You can get the book/videogame you wanted!

BUT

You won’t be allowed in Tv Tropes for a month.

Sure.

You'll be able to fly.

BUT

You can only hover 3 inches off the ground.

I have dreams like that, just floating inches off the ground, be neat to actually do it.

You can have your favorite food any time, without cost or unhealthy effects

BUT

You have to look in the face of the ugliest person on earth while doing so.

Press. I get too eat as much food, as I can? Hell yes!

You can fly!

But...

Every 12 milliseconds, your body will try to fly to the nearest building, inside or outside!

Nope.

You can eat as much you want!

BUT

You’ll need to cry when eating.

Press. Onions.

You can resurrect any person you can find.

BUT

Afterwards, you pass out for 6 hours to regain energy. And when you wake up, there's no guarantee they'll come back normal...