poor pens: will run out of ink in the middle of a letter.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Pool Pens: Special waterproof writing utensils that you can use while swimming.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
pool puns: a "joke book" filled with lame puns about water.
Cool Puns: A collection of those few puns that don't suck.
OH YES!!
Oft: The old contraction for often.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
OH YES!!
Soft: A novel that explores a dystopia inside a pillow.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Fly Air Madeline
Toft: A brand of candy that's often toffee.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Tuft: The softest toilet paper you can buy.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
OH YES!!
Puft: The story of a marshmallow.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
How fleeting...
Puff: the magic dragon
I don’t even know anymore.
In Perpetual Finality
Huff: A sobering, disturbing documentary about inhalant abuse.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Buff: A bodybuilding competition.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Buffy: The reboot to a beloved series. You know, like one of those one-word reboots you see around nowadays...
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I now go by Graf von Tirol.
In Perpetual Finality
O Bother, Where Art Thou?: The Shakespearean version of Winnie The Pooh.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
OH YES!!
O Mother, Where Art Thou?: A Shakespearian-style play about a lost mother.
edited 12th May '14 9:17:41 PM by Landorkus
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Mother, Where Art Thou?: The story of a lost boy in Shakespearean times looking for his mother.
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
How fleeting...
Mother, Here Art Thou: The boy in the above story finds his mother
I don’t even know anymore.
dork: silent assassin
Mother, Here Art Thor: A boy plays hide-and-seek with his mom and the Norse god of thunder.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Mother, Her Art Thor: The story of a mother and the picture of the Norse thunder-god that she painted.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Fly Air Madeline
Other, Her Art Thor: A documentary about a series of female artists from disparate geographical locations and their paintings of the Norse god Thor
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Other, Her Hart Thor: Someone has a male deer named Thor
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Breath of the Sun
Other, Her Heart Thor: A woman named Other lusts over the Norse god of thunder.
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
Door Pens: pens stylized to somehow resemble wooden doors. Somehow.