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Whoa. Ok, that's really hardcore. You're in.
How tough am I?
I had Genesic Gao Gai Gar challenge Akuma Homura over the fate of the Earth.
And Genesic Gao Gai Gar won. Thanks to a certain Goldion Crusher. 
edited 21st Apr '14 11:50:01 AM by TargetmasterJoe
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
...I don't understand any of that. Come back when you've accomplished something everybody can understand, like curing cancer or bench pressing the Taj Mahal.
How tough am I? My favorite way of enjoying roast turkey is drinking gasoline, swallowing a lit match, and then eating raw turkey. Really helps bring out the flavor.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Oh please, the fire would probably burn your stomach before it could burn a turkey. Try again.
How tough am I?
I used a Jedi Mind Trick on Scott Tenorman to make him kill himself.
Typing the internet since '90
I think you'll fit in well at Wennie hut comicon.
How tough am I? -Rips off your tattoo and puts it back on you upside down. and you didn't even have a tattoo in the first place.-
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
Not strong enough for us.
How tough am I!? I eat bags of nails on the sun wearing 1000 coats for breakfast.
Tell me something happy
With or without milk, buddy?
...How tough am I? How tough am I?
(rolls shoulders, cracks knuckles and looks you dead in the eye)
...I work in customer service.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
... Where?
How tough am I? I'm so tough, Chuck Norris is afraid of me!
edited 21st Apr '14 7:04:13 PM by DingoWalley1
Glory to Arachnos
When Bruce Lee is afraid of you even in the grave,you can come in.
How tough am i? i'm so tough,i fought against 1000 japanese giant hornets,alone and without any clothing with only my bare hands,and i killed every single one of them.
-Spider Lizard Noises-
Pending-Arrival Dragon
Yes, but is Bruce Lee afraid of you too?
Not bad, you can come in. But I'd like to see you do that with tracker jackers sometime.
I'm so tough, Air Man wrote his own song about how he can't defeat me!
edited 21st Apr '14 7:14:04 PM by Dreigonix
Let's let events play out as they will. What happens in WAOA stays in WAOA.
Typing the internet since '90
Now we sing "Bye, bye, Miss American pie" to you.
How tough am I? I'll have you know I once left a back eye on The Undertaker, and it only killed his wife and whole family.
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
Here's a one-day pass. You'll get full-time access when the Back Eye manages to kill his friends as well.
I managed to break the world record for most pushups ever done in one sitting without using any of my limbs.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Did you do this under 500 Times earth gravity?! I thought not.
How tough am I?! I have Combat Sadomasochist tendencies. Did I mention that my "armour" causes more pain to me than my enemies cause? Note that I still walk over mountains made from their bodies and limbs in the end.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
In Perpetual Finality
Eugh, just sounds like you're a creep to me. Maybe try Icky Hut Jr.'s?
You wanna know how tough I am, huh? When I want a hamburger, I walk out of my house to the nearest ranch, barefoot. I hop over the barbed wire fence, walk up to a cow and stare at it until it gets inside my hamburger bun. Then I add a dab of mustard, 'cuz, y'know, mustard makes a good burger.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Swap out the mustard with a bucket of lava and you're in.
How tough am I, you ask? I can shatter entire mountains... with my knee, fist, or my face. Or your face, for that matter.
edited 21st Apr '14 11:02:35 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Calamity is a housewife
Hope you've been giving the mountain folks fair compensation for destroying their homes. Otherwise, you're in.
(walks in with a rainbow-colored wig)
Hey there ya'll! I'd like entrance to your club. I believe my hairdo is in order?
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Oh, shit son. Come on in.
How tough am I? I gave myself an appendectomy yesterday! And I still went to work today-as a crash-test dummy. For the Mythbusters.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Sorry pal. Give yourself a Neutering and then an Anti-Neutering, then you can come in.
How tough am I? I mow my lawn with my thumb and pointer finger, in under 2 minutes, with no sweat.
edited 22nd Apr '14 8:56:50 AM by DingoWalley1
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
You pansy. Maybe get the lawn to mow itself by ELBOW DROPPING IT, like everybody else in the Salty Spittoon.
How tough am I? I regularly go into the You Tube comments section. On political ads. And I wash that down with a bit of Encyclopedia Dramatica's "Offended" page afterwards.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
In Perpetual Finality
Aaaa! S-say no more, you're in! Don't ever mention those bad places again... M-Mommy...
Every night, I soothe myself to sleep with audio recordings of Gilbert Gottfried reading the complete works of Ayn Rand. I sleep very soundly.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Call me impressed, lad. Welcome!
Oh, these bloodstains? I was fighting Saxton Hale and Mr. Torque. In a 2v1, mind you.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Ha, I remember my first Saxton Hale and Mr. Torque 2v1 Fight. It was pretty easy. Tell you what, when your fighting Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, The Hulk, Saxton Hale, Mr. Torque, the Terminator, Robocop and Jackie Chan on an 8v1 fight, with one hand tied behind your back and dragging 8 anvils precariously stacked ontop of one another, and win, you can get in.
How tough am I? I went back in time, got on the Iceberg that sank the Titanic, and when the Titanic came around, I simply poked it and the ship sank as if it was an Iceburg that destroyed it.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
If you can show me the time machine, you're in.
When I was a kid, I swam across the Atlantic ocean and back just to get to school. Just for fun.
edited 22nd Apr '14 2:40:13 PM by Jinxmenow
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Head on in.
I killed SCP-682 permanently.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Hey, when you're done here, check out that SCP-682 killing game. You might be useful there.
How tough am I? I'll have you know I stubbed my toe watering my spice garden, and I did not cry a single tear.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
That's quite the accomplishment. Head on in.
I regularly use a lava pit as a hot tub.