Destroy The Godmodder

I summon a Gatling Groink*.

(*A Gatling Groink is a giant cyborg-goldfish that can fire explosives and will revive itself if it's body isn't recycled into nutrients quick enough.)

Q&A: okay hart, but you might want to show the charge time.

fury casts haste! The AGs will attack first this round and all deal critical hits. Players will deal critical hits as well. The Ginyu force will target the Avengers, and the godmodder deflects each one of the hadouken into the anvil, which melts. Ichigo attempts to smash a pie in the godmodder's face, but gets caught, the godmodder raises him into the air by the neck, then gets blasted into the wall by Nic Cage. Nic Cage tears into the Avengers, dealing 10000 damage before being smashes by the godmodder's rage attack. The Gatling Groink is summoned, and then mind-controlled by the godmodder!

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Battlefield:

The ginyu force charges, completely demolishing the Avengers, and then the Gatling Groink, all in one massive attack! They even have an attack overflow into the demon lord, who takes 10000 damage.

The demon lord growls a deep, evil growl, then smashes his fist into Burter, who takes 5000 damage. The Gatling Groink revives itself, albeit with reduced health due to missing bits, but it is unable to attack since it spent its time reviving first. The godmodder screams extremely foul curses into the air. They come back down. They are very foul curses indeed (Russian) and land with such force that Guldo is completely flattened!

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Enraged Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 97/100

Demon Overlord [PG]: Hp: 10000/25000

Gatling Groink [PG]: Hp: 20000/20000 [revive]

Captain Ginyu [AG]: Hp: 30000/30000

Jeice [AG]: Hp: 20000/20000

Burter [AG]: Hp: 15000/20000

Recoome [AG]: Hp: 20000/20000

I pull out my cellphone and contact my friendly neighborhood arms dealer.

1/10

In the meantime, I lob a corrosive grenade at the Gatling Groink.

I decide I should probably get some of the initial parts vital to the plan out of the way, and I start by throwing the Godmodder's own health bar at him

5/7 Master Plan

2/4 Monolith Ritual

After settling another round of Rock-Paper-Scissors, Recoome targets the Demon Overlord, wrestles him down and uses his Eraser Gun ability.

Meanwhile, Jeice and Burter band together to clobber the Gatling Groink with the Purple Comet Attack.

And this turn, Ginyu targets the Godmodder.

Me: I browse Reddit in search of something that will take care of the godmodder.

1/10

edited 19th Apr '14 4:18:17 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Okay, let's say that this post marks 2/15. Fair enough?

In the meantime, since only the armour I made was sold, I'm left with a bunch of bladed adamantine weapons (swords, axes, spears, etc.). I use them all as components to built a great colossus, who, in all of his pointy, gigantic glory, joins the fight agains the godmodder.

I cast Call to Arms on the other players and the AGs, increasing the strength of their attacks. Afterwards, I summon an army of UAV drones, who fly into the battlefield and target the godmodder. I then grab the archangel's sword, surround myself with a protective barrier and begin meditating in order to charge the sword's holy power to its maximum level.

Charges: 1/6

The UAVs commence an airstrike on the godmodder using bombs and missiles, then break formation and begin flying erratically to keep the godmodder distracted whilst firing at him.

edited 19th Apr '14 9:20:52 PM by IchigoMontoya

I use my super strength to throw a tank at the Godmodder!

Device: 9/20

Summoning Ceremony: 3/5

I insert the godmodder's liver and only that into the TVTropes vending machine. It is as real as the demon overlord and SCP-294, and people have already successfully inserted the moon and some daleks into it. If this doesn't force the godmodder to undergo a painful surgery or start using an inferior inorganic liver, it's worthwhile seeing what comes out of the vending machine.

edited 20th Apr '14 12:39:05 PM by bugsniper

I cover the battlefield in banana peels.

I force the Godmodder to listen to SCP-735.

I attack the Godmodder's weak point for massive damage.

Q&A: okay hart, that's fine.

fury throws a corrosive grenade and the gatling groink takes 2500 damage and loses 2500 max hp! Omega attempts the throw the godmodder's own health bar at him, but the godmodder catches it, the beats omega into the ground with it. Hart builds and adamantine colossus, but since colossi are evil, it joins the godmodder. A swarm of UA Vs attack, but are taken down by a boomerang health bar throw from the godmodder.

The godmodder catches jinx's tank, and smashes it into the ground. The godmodder's spare liver is inserted into the tvtropes vending machine, but has not yet come back out. The field is covered in banana peels, causing random entity auto-attacks to fail this round. The godmodder gets into a heated argument with SCP-735 after which SCP-735 is heard sobbing in its containment chamber, apparently suffering from massive bouts of depression. Jondanger attempts to attack the godmodder's weak point, only the find that the godmodder has no weak point, and jon is immediately rage pounded by the godmodder.

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Battlefield:

Recoome slips on a pile of banana peels and auto-fails his attack. Jeice and Burter combo the groink, killing it again. It comes back again, with reduced max hp. Ginyu attempts to attack the godmodder, but fails due being pounded into the ground so fast that he catches on fire.

The adamantine colossus slips on an adamantine banana peel and fails its attack, the demon lord attempts to eat Recoome, but only deals 7500 damage. The Gatling Groink opens fire on Burter and Jeice, dealing 5000 damage to each. The godmodder continues his smack-down on Ginyu, dealing 20000 damage with rage-induced mega punches.

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Enraged Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 97/100

Demon Overlord [PG]: Hp: 10000/25000

Gatling Groink [PG]: Hp: 12500/12500 [revive]

Adamantine colossus [PG]: Hp: 25000/25000

Captain Ginyu [AG]: Hp: 10000/30000

Jeice [AG]: Hp: 15000/20000

Burter [AG]: Hp: 10000/20000

Recoome [AG]: Hp: 12500/20000

I decide to spend some time just charging up my stuff.

Beam Device Charging: 10/20

Summoning Ceremony: 4/5

Burter focuses on quickly clearing the peels while Recoome charges once again at the Demon Overlord. Jeice attacks the Groink once again. Captain Ginyu digs his hand into his own chest, seriously damaging himself, while using the Body Swap on the colossus.

Me: I continue looking on Reddit in search of the perfect weapon/distraction. Now what does he like?

2/10

<Insert attack here>

Still in meditation, I keep charging the sword's holy power, then summon Deadpool and order him onto the field, knowing that his Healing Factor and mind control-blocking insanity should give him an edge.

Charges: 2/6

Deadpool leaps onto the battlefield and breaks the fourth wall in an attempt to learn how to damage the godmodder. While waiting for a response, he pulls out his guns and shoots the demon overlord multiple times. Deadpool then hurls a grenade at the Groink before tearing into the demon overlord with his swords, all the while dodging the godmodder's attacks and avoiding banana peels.

edited 21st Apr '14 12:46:42 PM by IchigoMontoya

I summon an armada of cool spaceships and commence an orbital bombardment on the Godmodder.

edited 21st Apr '14 1:21:09 PM by TheAirman

After ordering some weapon parts, I contact a crack team of engineers to assemble it.

2/10

I cast Avada Kedavra (the killing curse) on the Godmodder.

Dragging my self out of the ground, I take a moment to readjust my spinal control column and work on trying something complete different: I make him an offer he can't refuse!

Master Plan 6/7

Monolith Ritual 3/4

edited 21st Apr '14 5:38:43 PM by OmegaShadowcry

Q&A: what the godmodder likes: trolling people, other people rage quitting, godmodding. *sigh* ichigo, please stop entity spamming, I'm making a request, not a command, I won't make you stop, but please stop.

jinx spends time charging his stuff, earl's entities prepare an all-out assault on the godmodder's forces, bugsniper inserts a generic attack and hits a generic tree, Deadpool jumps onto the field, airman summons a space armada, and various posts get charged.

jon casts Avada Kedavra, but fails, as the godmodder has the elder wand, and in usual godmodding style, table flips at omega's proposal and refuses the offer.

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Battlefield:

The demon overlord goes down under a rain of attacks from Recoome and Deadpool, the Gatling Groink dies as Burter (now finished cleaning banana peels) and Jeice are assisted by the second half of Deadpool's attack. Captian ginyu applies body swap, the two entities switch alignments and the adamantine colossus (now under Ginyu's control) takes 5000 damage. The orbital bombardment completely misses the godmodder and instead K Os Ginyu.

The godmodder is twitching. That's never a good si-OHGODHESFIRINGAMASSIVELASERBEAM. which he does. the godmodder absorbs the bodies of all PG (which alas, the adamantine colossus, although now AG is still a PG body) to fuel his rage, and completely obliterates the rest of the Ginyu force. The godmodder is now stunned, the next attack aimed at him will automatically hit him.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 97/100 (stunned)

Also, I've lowered the hitpoint quotient, entities will have less health than before, but don't be worried, they'll have the equivalent power of before.

Device: 11/20

I finally complete the ritual with my satanic summoning ceremony. As I revive to human and stand around Anor Londo for hours and hours, I finally get the summon sign I've been looking for-the guys in this picture.◊ (The fat one is Smough. The one with the spear is Ornstein.)

I calmly stand up from my seat at the negotiations table as my Master Plan blooms into a full, deadly beauty. Which means full, orbital, Antimatter bombardment.

Meanwhile, I summon the Black Monolith... At the same spot as where the Godmodder stands.

7/7 Master Plan

4/4 Monolith Ritual.

edited 22nd Apr '14 3:21:09 PM by OmegaShadowcry

I notice that the godmodder's been stunned, but my sword still isn't fully charged. Shrugging, I hit the godmodder with a Bolt of Divine Retribution before resuming my meditation.

Charges: 3/6