In Perpetual Finality
...Dad, uh, ditch the hat, please.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Fly Air Madeline
C'mon, dad, I'm old enough to do this on my own.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
squawk squawk
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Classic
What massive hotness you have, mom!
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Lizard Metabolism
You look rather, uh, young, dad.
How do lizards fly?
Classic
Whoa. How was I even conceived if Titans can't reproduce?
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Destroyer of worlds.
Well, my mom (dad? I can't tell which, it was very confusing growing up as a child...) does have one of the best hats out there!
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Oh and here's one way that could explain your parentage: It could be the pilot...
Classic
My avatar is a guy, for the record.
Dad! Quit smoking!
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Dad, I've brought you the brochure for the fedora store.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Dad, I don't even play pool and I know it's not like that!
Don't worry Mum, I'll be a singer just like you.
Brightness
So, uh, parent person, when can I expect my wings and guitar skills?
PSN ID: FateSeraph | Switch friendcode: SW-0145-8835-0610 Congratulations! She/They
So I'm a Humanoid Abomination?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Am I Olmec or something? Why didn't anyone tell me sooner?
...Dad, how old were you when you married Mum?
Destroyer of worlds.
Aaaahahahahawwwweesssoooommmeeee!!!
Is not impressed.
Huh.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
My dad is a kaiju. Sounds legit. -attempts to use an inherited Breath Weapon-
Destroyer of worlds.
Aww yeeeeessss! My daddeh's Boba Fett!
Is not impressed.
He's a strict parent, but he's very fair.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Just as planned."
Does this make me heir-apparent to the Roman Empire?
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Destroyer of worlds.
Well... that explains the excess body hair... and why I love tuna so damn much.
Is not impressed.
I am a very well-behaved kid.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
I'm the Son of Godzilla? Sweet!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Well, my father is a mecha. Am I in Evangelion?
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015