Follow TV Tropes
Well, my father is a mecha. Am I in Evangelion?
...Dad, uh, ditch the hat, please.
C'mon, dad, I'm old enough to do this on my own.
What massive hotness you have, mom!
You look rather, uh, young, dad.
Whoa. How was I even conceived if Titans can't reproduce?
Well, my mom (dad? I can't tell which, it was very confusing growing up as a child...) does have one of the best hats out there!
Oh and here's one way that could explain your parentage: It could be the pilot...
My avatar is a guy, for the record.
Dad! Quit smoking!
Dad, I've brought you the brochure for the fedora store.
Dad, I don't even play pool and I know it's not like that!
Don't worry Mum, I'll be a singer just like you.
So, uh, parent person, when can I expect my wings and guitar skills?
So I'm a Humanoid Abomination?
Am I Olmec or something? Why didn't anyone tell me sooner?
...Dad, how old were you when you married Mum?
My dad is a kaiju. Sounds legit. -attempts to use an inherited Breath Weapon-
Aww yeeeeessss! My daddeh's Boba Fett!
He's a strict parent, but he's very fair.
Does this make me heir-apparent to the Roman Empire?
Well... that explains the excess body hair... and why I love tuna so damn much.
I am a very well-behaved kid.
I'm the Son of Godzilla? Sweet!
Community Showcase More