Red Like Santa
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Fits in Heavy's pocket!
It's really funny when your eye is injured repeatedly, you know that?
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Red Like Santa
Stabbity stab stab, let's poke out that little eye of yours.
Into Oblivion
Eyy, baby...
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
Shadow of Legends
So, how's your social life~? Who'd you hang out with Friday night?
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
The Best Worst Psychonaut
*Steadfastly refuses to feed the trollface*
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Red Like Santa
-Replaces his bullets with fruit-
Now known as Cyber Controller
Hey. Hey, Mettaton. Is it true you managed to be a hopeless ghost who abandoned his cousin for simply fame? You must be really proud of that!
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Red Like Santa
Hey, Mr. Fantastic's illegitimate child. Have you considered those glasses make you look like a fucking tool?
Now known as Cyber Controller
Knight
Look! A floating Dorito Chip. Lets eat it.
The man of a million outdated references
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
I bet you get rusty when it rains. Do ya? Betcha do. Betcha get super rusty, and then birds come and poop on you.
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Red Like Santa
Hey, When is Mr. Fantastic getting his lawyers to sue you?
Now known as Cyber Controller
Red Like Santa
Bump
Now known as Cyber Controller
Hey Weiss!
Want to hear several ice related puns while I slap you with Yang's detached arm?
No?
That's cold.
Slap
"Hey, you want this enhancement? Yeah? Just ask for it, then!
...What? What are you waiting for? Just speak up!"
Too bad you're all mangled. It must be awful, not being able to stand up straight like me.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
PINNACLE OF MAN
Dreams, you say? Are those wet dreams?
Keep dreaming, loser.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Red Like Santa
TLDR
Now known as Cyber Controller
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
So how much sunscreen do you have to wear when you go out, exactly? I'm guessing it's a lot
edited 19th Aug '16 4:49:09 AM by Murataku
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Hey conman! Conman! How's jail? Conman conman conman!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Hanako
Hey, You. Wanna go to the bar. Wanna go to the bar. Wanna go to the bar.
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I am NOT a stereotype.
Edited by Ooglyeye on Jul 19th 2018 at 9:14:36 AM
When given a choice between right or kind. Choose Kind. - Wonder by RJ Pallacio.
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Why'd you have to go dye your hair that colour, geez. Stereotypical, anyone?
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
What were you trying to make a perfect little girl for anyway?
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.