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wingedcatgirl I'm helping! from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
I'm helping!
#1201: Feb 25th 2018 at 7:40:12 PM

What... you, you're not me.
(Epic boss music begins playing)

Oh, now you've done it. Don't you know that you're not supposed to say that to your Shadow? You fool! ... I mean, there's clearly some sort of mental compulsion happening, since everyone always ended up saying exactly that phrase.

I wonder why nobody ever "denied" their Shadow by saying words to the effect of "yes you're me, but fuck off and die".

Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#1202: Feb 25th 2018 at 11:05:01 PM

pi is pi

plus eight

I wonder why nobody ever "denied" this

Egads! You've turned to the dark side of mathematics! Your equations are sheer madness, tearing apart basic logic and stitching it back together into a cruel facsimile, devoid of substance! What have you done?!

If you have the slightest respect for true math, then please... step away from the numbers, and save us all.

dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
#1203: Feb 26th 2018 at 12:43:31 AM

You're mad, tea is love!

Wow, overreact much? I mean there are plenty of people who don't like tea or something else you like, different tastes and all that.

edited 26th Feb '18 12:43:52 AM by dutchguy1986

Jaxfirebus Since: Feb, 2014
#1204: Apr 9th 2018 at 5:20:14 PM

"Wow, plenty of tea, different tastes and all that."

Well yeah this shop's got a wide variety of tea. Didn't know you loved it so much, but c'mon we're really here for the market's bakery. It's got the best bread that has ever existed.

wingedcatgirl I'm helping! from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
I'm helping!
#1205: Oct 27th 2018 at 9:01:34 PM

We yeet a nova. It's got heat exit.
... I have to admit, I still don't know what the word "yeet" even means, but doing it to a nova seems like a bad idea, regardless of the amount of "heat exit" it might have. Cool your computer some other way.

Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
TropesForever from TropesForever Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
#1206: Oct 27th 2018 at 9:11:14 PM

... I have to admit, I still don't know why me doing it to a novel a bad idea, regardless of "hat" it might have. Cool.

For the last time, TLP Drafts are not "Novels". And those hats are important. You should really read TLP Guidelines if you wanna make it in the harsh world of tropes-to-be.

Zanreo Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
#1207: Oct 27th 2018 at 9:32:01 PM

For tim, LP rafts and hose hats. Your Guidelines make harsh tropes.

Ok... Not sure who this Tim is, or why he'd want me to do a Let's Play of this... I've never even heard of the game "Rafts and Hose Hats". What's a hose hat anyway? And when it comes to my guidelines, I've been meaning to rework those...

"Leftover items still have value!"
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
#1208: Oct 31st 2018 at 9:31:55 AM

Time to do this. I've never heard of tHat What's work.

Time to do what? And how can you not know what work is? I can't even begin to imagine how sheltered you must have been growing up, assuming you aren't either an idiot or just lying to me for some reason. Also what is up with that capitalization?

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Oct 31st 2018 at 5:38:07 PM

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1209: Oct 31st 2018 at 9:46:36 AM

Time to work is begin, assuming you are lying to me for some reason. capitalization?

Man, I hate it when the notifications are written by bots. They just mash words together and approve the resulting trainwreck. Also yes, you could learn capitalization, thank ye very much!

Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Oct 31st 2018 at 12:46:52 PM

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
HyperReal Facing the consequences. from the alternate universe where everyone went crazy Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Facing the consequences.
#1210: Oct 31st 2018 at 9:58:27 AM

Man, I hate it when the notifications are written by the resulting trainwreck.

I hate that a lot too.

Edited by HyperReal on Oct 31st 2018 at 9:59:30 AM

Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1211: Oct 31st 2018 at 5:08:18 PM

I hat a lot too.

How do you hat? Could you tell me your secrets? Are you a hatter? Could you make me a green one?

NineTailedCat The Fourth-Placers' Revenge from bad to worse (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
#1212: Oct 31st 2018 at 7:12:13 PM

do you hate me? Could you make me gone?

Calm down, calm down. I doubt Hyper Real has anything against you, and even if they do, they almost certainly don't have the means to erase you from existence or similar. There's nothing to worry about here.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1213: Oct 31st 2018 at 8:55:34 PM

I Hyper Real do have the means to erase you from existence. worry here.

Wow! You have the power to make me gone? And you will use it on me? But my family, my friends! Won't they miss me when I'm gone? They love me, right? Do I have to worry? If so, BOO! I don't want to worry! Sorry for offending you.

Kay, bye!

—Playing.

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Oct 31st 2018 at 8:59:27 AM

HyperReal Facing the consequences. from the alternate universe where everyone went crazy Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Facing the consequences.
#1214: Nov 1st 2018 at 10:27:49 AM

My Friends miss me?
They do. You should probably visit them sometime.

Edited by HyperReal on Nov 1st 2018 at 10:29:04 AM

Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1215: Nov 1st 2018 at 10:40:45 AM

They do visit.

Yo, what? That sounds like something you would see in a grammar textbook! Like, "They do visit," "They visited," "They are visiting." What? Also, you may want to lengthen your posts. We'll have more opportunities to turn your posts into nonsense.

shackwave Legosi from Nebula M78 Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, we're lovers, and that is that
Legosi
#1216: Nov 1st 2018 at 4:18:47 PM

Yo, That sounds like satan insense.

How can you hear Satan having incest? And why did you spell it like that?

My Anime crush is Legosi
TheOverhaulGuy Overhauler of Trope pages. Bad roleplayer. from Definitely NOT in an iceberg on the tenth moon o Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Overhauler of Trope pages. Bad roleplayer.
#1217: Nov 1st 2018 at 4:52:15 PM

any satan incest spell hat // I don't have one of those, and wouldn't like one, thank you.

Just a guy who revamps outdated pages and likes to rant and shenanigan.
TheOverhaulGuy Overhauler of Trope pages. Bad roleplayer. from Definitely NOT in an iceberg on the tenth moon o Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Overhauler of Trope pages. Bad roleplayer.
#1218: Nov 1st 2018 at 4:52:40 PM

any satan incest spell hat

I don't have one of those, and wouldn't like one, thank you.

Just a guy who revamps outdated pages and likes to rant and shenanigan.
TheOverhaulGuy Overhauler of Trope pages. Bad roleplayer. from Definitely NOT in an iceberg on the tenth moon o Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Overhauler of Trope pages. Bad roleplayer.
#1219: Nov 1st 2018 at 4:53:02 PM

Wow, I didn't mean to do that. Sorry.

Just a guy who revamps outdated pages and likes to rant and shenanigan.
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1220: Nov 3rd 2018 at 3:50:03 PM

I do would, thank you.

What? Really? Saying you would and that you do are two separate things! For example, if I said, "I would really like some tap shoes!", and "I do have tap shoes! Do you really want to see them?", one is about wanting some tap shoes, and one's about having them.

Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#1221: Nov 3rd 2018 at 11:28:00 PM

you dare to eat the elk people? what the

Hey, buddy, back off. My dietary choices are none of your business. Besides, if they didn't want to get eaten, they should've been Half-Human Hybrids with a less delicious species.

StarAndroidJaguar ... from a place where you dream you'd never find Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
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#1222: Nov 4th 2018 at 1:43:39 AM

delet this
Finally, I was wondering when someone would say that... Damn if it wasn't hard to see the meme in the game. Although yes, I had to mine for individual letters in the text, including the quote-mined quote, and for that I am very sorry.

Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Nov 4th 2018 at 8:44:05 AM

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Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1223: Nov 4th 2018 at 5:17:58 PM

Finally, I was a mime in the game. yes, I had to text, I am very sorry.

To my dear Troper,

Hey! How can you become a mime in the game? I mean, you mime things, like eating ice cream, laughing at a funny joke, etc. But, this is a forum where no one will see what you do/mime. Like, let's take eating a bowl of nails and yummy apples. You could act out the scene of your "good" bowl, or you can type, "I'm eating a bowl of nails and apples for breakfast!" But, that not really miming.

Sincerely,

Playing_with_boy.

P.S. Why are you sorry you texted?

dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
#1224: Nov 4th 2018 at 11:31:29 PM

To my dear,

Hey! How can you laugh at a funny joke. But this forum will see what you do. let's eating a bowl of nails.not Sincerely sexted?

First of all I am not your dear. Also laughing at a funny joke is easy, in fact it is what everyone does when they find something funny. Also why would I/anyone want to eat nails, and why did you you use eating instead of eat. Finally yes I had sex, don't know if it was sincerely though.

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Nov 5th 2018 at 3:50:15 PM

Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1225: Nov 11th 2018 at 8:46:19 PM

I am your deer. why would I want to eat, and why did you use ting. Finally I had don it was sincerely though.

You are an animal? Cool. I did not ask you to eat, and I did not use "ting" whatever that is. (If it is a brand name/beginning of sentence, Capti Tali Ze!) Well, that was short! Also, don what sincerely?


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