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HandsomeRob Leader of the Holey Brotherhood from The land of broken records Since: Jan, 2015
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#26: Nov 22nd 2016 at 3:33:24 PM

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I'd say it was a combination of that and the Batman can beat anyone with enough time to prepare meme.

I mean, considering the parody nature of this particular Batman, I can picture the entire story being true, though he likely did embellish a little bit.

My real question is....can a Kryptonian really punch a hole in a Dalek?tongue

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#27: Nov 22nd 2016 at 3:54:27 PM

I loved the ending.

Oh yes PLEASE I barely made it out alive last time!

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#28: Nov 22nd 2016 at 4:02:04 PM

[up][up]It depends with enough yellow sun radiation they are basically all powerful as long as they are outside and soaking up solar radiation; if they're inside they store it inside them and it doesn't go away unless they use their powers.

If they are on a planet with a blue sun a Kryptonian will be more powerful and also have some unique abilities that they don't have under a yellow star.

Batman Ninja more like Batman's Bizarre Adventure
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#29: Nov 22nd 2016 at 4:07:38 PM

Plus Daleks are big on Strong as They Need to Be. One episode's energy weapon can't harm them, the next's will.

FluffyMcChicken My Hair Provides Affordable Healthcare from where the floating lights gleam Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
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#30: Nov 22nd 2016 at 4:48:30 PM

One would think that Batman's experiences fighting Poison Ivy would make him aware of his own weakness by this point.

MrTerrorist Since: Aug, 2009
#31: Nov 22nd 2016 at 7:39:44 PM

Of course Batman's weakness is women considering he sleep and got three women close to him pregnant in the comics (Selina Kyle, Talia Al Ghul and Barbara Gordon).

TobiasDrake Queen of Good Things, Honest (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
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#32: Nov 24th 2016 at 7:21:17 AM

I'm going to have to agree with the Unreliable Narrator bit. Batman cast a magic spell to return Voldemort and was able to beat up Thanos by wielding an empty Infinity Gauntlet.

That transcends Batman's prep time meme.

edited 24th Nov '16 7:21:38 AM by TobiasDrake

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#33: Nov 24th 2016 at 12:41:10 PM

Which makes it all the more funny.

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bookworm6390 Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#34: Nov 25th 2016 at 5:17:49 AM

Now I want to see the Super Cafe fight the Villain Pub! I also suspect that Batman is being an Unreliable Narrator. How could he simultaneously defeat a bunch of villains that would give him a tough time one on one?

HandsomeRob Leader of the Holey Brotherhood from The land of broken records Since: Jan, 2015
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#36: Nov 25th 2016 at 9:00:08 AM

BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN! Though Clark sometimes has "wins because he's Superman" moments, but it's not as blatant as Bruce doing crazy stunts. They both seem to do better at the end of a story.

HandsomeRob Leader of the Holey Brotherhood from The land of broken records Since: Jan, 2015
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#37: Nov 25th 2016 at 9:56:23 AM

Well, at least you knew what came next.

Funny thing is, I'm totally ok with Batman winning because he's Batman.

At least it's not because he's Erza.

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MrTerrorist Since: Aug, 2009
#38: Dec 17th 2016 at 2:26:48 AM

In celebration of Rogue One.

It would be funny if HISHE did Rogue One and use the fan theory that Jyn is Rey's mom so they could make Darth Vader and possibly Luke going happy go lucky and with the former proclaiming "I have a daughter-in-law and granddaughter! It's the happiest day of my life!" and Luke going "I have a wife and daughter! I'm no longer single anymore!" while Jyn and Rey are too shocked to react and going "What kind of family did we join?".

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#39: Dec 23rd 2016 at 11:29:34 PM

[up] Imagine their take on the hallway scene.

Rebel: Who turned off the lights?!

*lightsaber ignites* Vader: I can help with that, look uh, one of you guys sort of has something that actually belongs to me.

Rebel: *scared shitless*

Vader: I would like to have it returned to me in exchange for your saf-

Rebel: OPEN FIRE!

Vader: Wai - Wait! I just wanted to help slice the door open!

TobiasDrake Queen of Good Things, Honest (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
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#40: Dec 24th 2016 at 10:01:36 AM

Given their fondness of Cutting the Knot, I'm half expecting to see Vader Force Pull the datacard with the Death Star plans out of that one rebel's hand.

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HandsomeRob Leader of the Holey Brotherhood from The land of broken records Since: Jan, 2015
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#41: Dec 24th 2016 at 11:57:29 AM

That's probably something they will do, but I'll pre-emptively cut their knot and suggest that Vader didn't know which rebel had the plans (or even that he was that close). He came in looking for them, they attacked, and he plowed through them. The whole time, the dude with the plans wasn't trying to open the door to escape. It was only when he had Vader right on top of him that he realized he wasn't going to make it, and settled for giving them to someone, and it was only in that moment that Vader realized how close the plans had been. By the time he could try a force pull, the other dude who'd been given the plans had already escaped.

But that's not nearly as funny.

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MrTerrorist Since: Aug, 2009
#42: Mar 2nd 2017 at 4:53:03 PM

What a liar Batman is.

Yup, they did the "Darth Vader use the force to get that thing".

edited 3rd Mar '17 3:38:43 AM by MrTerrorist

powerpuffbats Goddess of Nature Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
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#43: Mar 7th 2017 at 8:59:01 PM

What is your guys's favorite HISHE video?

Mine's easily the one for Civil War.

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HandsomeRob Leader of the Holey Brotherhood from The land of broken records Since: Jan, 2015
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#45: Mar 8th 2017 at 2:29:49 AM

Yeah, HISHE Civil War was just brilliant, especially the apology scene.

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MrTerrorist Since: Aug, 2009
#46: Mar 8th 2017 at 5:41:28 AM

Any HISHE video where the smug Batman gets owned or humiliated are my favorite.

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#47: Mar 8th 2017 at 6:48:50 AM

I'm also going to vote HISHE Civil War.

This one, however, will always hold a special place in my heart because it's a movie I desperately wish could be real. Make this, Hollywood.

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powerpuffbats Goddess of Nature Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
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#48: Mar 8th 2017 at 10:29:34 AM

[up]That one too.

I also love the Star Wars HISHE videos. And the one for Amazing Spider-Man 2.

And who can forget the one for Toy Story 3?

"You just wrecked your car..."

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MrTerrorist Since: Aug, 2009
#49: Mar 14th 2017 at 10:10:59 AM

Ouch. That part about Suicide Squad.

HandsomeRob Leader of the Holey Brotherhood from The land of broken records Since: Jan, 2015
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#50: Mar 14th 2017 at 4:39:15 PM

They sure do love pointing out how the story is about an kidnap victim falling in love with their kidnapper huh?

Man, nothing in my childhood is sacred anymore.

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