Why was Asta happy about being kicked in the face? :S
I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.
Token Bad Guy
Oh shit, she is real!
AND ADD ANOTHER GIRL TO THE ASTA HAREM!! GOOD-FUCKING-LORD!
EDIT: I love this nun already.
Edited by Rojixus on Jul 14th 2018 at 12:49:36 PM
RIP Akira Toriyama, taken from us far too soon.
The Head of the Hydra
My God Noelle are you actually taking an obviously harmless promise to a little girl seriously?!?!
Are you fucking retarded?!?!
Also turns out that date episode wasn’t filler.
"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."Well okay, that was funny.
Noelle: Will this be enough? (gives him a whole lot of gold coins)
Other guy: (thinking) Heck yeah! 
Edited by Demetrios on Jul 14th 2018 at 12:50:37 PM
I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.
A nun with a scar? At least there's one interesting idea in this dreck of an episode
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
Constellation
Oh fuck! There's a reasonable authority figure who is protecting the child? Thank you!
We are all made of star stuff. Very, very weird star stuff.
SOMEONE BEHEAD THIS ASSHOLE.
The Head of the Hydra
GOD BLESS THIS NUN!!!! ![[tup]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Thumbs_up_emoticon_3268.png "[thumb up]"){kind=small}
![[awesome]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/minis/award_star_gold_3.png "[awesome]"){kind=small}
Oh God a cringe “you’d make a good wife” comment.
Edited by slimcoder on Jul 14th 2018 at 10:51:30 AM
"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."
If Bennett the Sage ever reviewed this, he would go thermonuclear
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
Court Dragon
Oh my!
Noelle's such a strong Conjurer that her Nen water divination is effecting every cup in the room.
I have a message from another time...
New headcanon: Sister Theresa (aka Scarred Nun) is secretly a member of the Rip-Off Church. She's our last hope for preventing the ascension of Asta to the position of Grand Wizard King of the Pirates.
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Exactly what I was thinking.
Edited by mythbuster on Jul 14th 2018 at 10:55:07 AM
Is this author really this incapable of getting inside the head of a female character who doesn't want to bone his self-insert fantasy?
Token Bad Guy
For the love of God, Noelle! If you're that desperate, I'm sure there are other braying jackasses for you to drool over. I mean, there has to be a stables somewhere close by.
RIP Akira Toriyama, taken from us far too soon.Wha? They chose this episode to kick off an Invasion of the Baby Snatchers storyline? :S
I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.
Of course not, see Charmy.
Edited by mythbuster on Jul 14th 2018 at 10:57:26 AM
The Head of the Hydra
I don’t know who to root for in this situation.
"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."
Charmy is all about Yuno. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Constellation
A-are we really going to start the next arc because Incest Perv couldn't go out with an underage child?
We are all made of star stuff. Very, very weird star stuff.
Token Bad Guy
@slimcoder: The nun, root for the nun. She is the single best character in the series.
RIP Akira Toriyama, taken from us far too soon.
Court Dragon
Root for Asta. Gauche needs to disappear from the show. Retroactively.
I have a message from another time...
The Head of the Hydra
Well I guess I have to side with the lesser evil.
Asta may be a living tumor but Gauche is a fucking STD.
"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."
Thanos needs to snap his fingers to make Gauche disappear
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
This Won't End Well...
The Pied Piper, Jack Frost?
Yep, I'm still here.
So the Black Bulls are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to magic guilds and yet Incet Perv has enough income to buy out an entire toy store.
We are all made of star stuff. Very, very weird star stuff.