Classy up a meme

The final card, showing a naked woman above the Earth holding a staff in each hand, surrounded by a green wreath and being watched by a human face, an eagle, a bull and a lion, representing an ending to a cycle of life, at once male and female, above and below, suspended between the heavens and the earth!

^Translation ZA WARDO.

edited 21st May '17 8:28:23 PM by Almohad

Is it correct that an emulsion of vegetable oils, the ovary cells of ''Gallus gallus domesticus'', and the juice of ''Citrus Limon'' qualifies as an apparatus designed to make pleasing harmonies?

edited 21st May '17 9:42:43 PM by CyberController

Incorrect; an emulsion of vegetable oils, the ovary cells of Gallus gallus domesticus, and the juice of Citrus Limon does not qualify as an apparatus designed to make pleasing harmonies.

...The root of the Armoracia rusticana perennial grated into a pungent condiment does not constitute an apparatus designed to make pleasing harmonies either, to pre-empt any further questioning along the same line of thought.

edited 21st May '17 9:25:27 PM by Anomalocaris20

Which one of you two fellows would happen to be the true Filthy Daniel?!

Your current state is perished. That isn't surprising in the slightest.

I find that the comments you have made are disgustingly offensive towards one or more ethnic groups.

Time is going to enter a cryostasis, prepare for the worst. I shall also scream a battle cry.

Toki yo tomare!

The one calling you comes under the title of Scout! The sight of a rainbow would cause me to grievously wail!

There's a duality of multicolored refractions of light that stretch their entirety through the stratosphere!

A number of individuals believe they are capable of outwitting me. Perhaps. Perhaps. I have not yet encountered an individual capable of outwitting a projectile.

I have only spent these seventy-two hours engaged in transporting pastries on a molecular scale.

edited 24th May '17 4:44:30 AM by ActualBeatrice

I command that you bewitch me with your corruption!

Seduce me!

I feel no intimidation for nothing that has ever existed in this world, but one particular subject had proved me wrong.

I have recently misappropriated confectionary from MMMMDCCCXXII neonates! That was an unbeatable method of galvanising my ardour for nefariousness!

I just stole candy from 4822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!

I would like to inform you that we are currently positioned upon a wooden structure built to allow transportation across a canyon, Charlie!

In my youth I was once a valiant explorer like yourself, that is until I became engaged to a fair maiden and retired from that career.

Playing card whose value and suit are are determined at the discretion of the individual who utilizes it during play, female canines! Yeeee-haw!

It is true that I, indeed, can gaze upon your recentmost act of your endeavour, sire!

I see what you did there.

The one known as Sonic was defrauded by my act! The one named Tails is now under our possession! I am now obliged to furnish myself with an advancement!

Sonic fell for it! Tails is ours! I'll have to give myself a PROMOTION!

I am the flora colossus who's given name is that of Groot.

Caillou, your punishment shall last for several millennia.

Dobby did not intend to slay! Dobby only intended to cripple or... severely wound!

My paternal figure will undoubtedly be aware of the current situation I'm in!

"I command you to move your keister back upon the furniture where you once lay, Joel. Who on earth gave you permission to stay awake after your curfew? Joel? Eventually, Joel, I will gain knowledge of the atrocities you have been telling others about me. Mimicking your paternal figure, Joel! Eventually, Joel, I will log on to one of your online video streams when you are in the middle of one such stream, and I will inform the masses of what a terrible offspring you were. Indeed, this centers around YOU, Joel! Joel! You are deceiving others! It is YOU! It is not simple, acting as Joel's paternal figure, and caring for such a terrible child."

"Father... father... father... what are you talking about?"

"Silence, Joel!"

"Father? Father?!"

"Hark! Meister Joel Johansson! Are you currently in the process of obtaining erocentric sights of mammary anatomical systems?"

"My sincerest apologies, father, yet I can not ignore the factuality of your thesis as incorrect."

"Meister Joel Johansson! Meister Joel Johansson!?"

edited 27th May '17 7:35:18 PM by Almohad