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Tatsumar from The Rift Relationship Status: In season
Apr 20th 2011 at 7:44:39 PM

Ah. Well, I'm not the speechy kind of satyr, but reading is important. Without it, you humans are completely useless, unable to perform any kind of skill outside of breathing and making your... waste. On the other hand, us satyrs are able to function perfectly as illiterates, being able to create wonderful music and form ... Err... lasting relationships with fellow nymphs. As both a biblophile and a saytr, that almost makes me one of a highest forms of life, doesn't it? Oh dear... That was horrible... I sounded like so arrogant there. I apologize, just forget I spoke... or even existed. I'm sorry...

EDIT: Got ninja'd next is on writing a good e-mail

edited 20th Apr '11 7:47:11 PM by Tatsumar

just punch ein in the face just do it FC: 0061-2173-1993
SKJAM Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Apr 20th 2011 at 9:18:46 PM

"Even in the far future, when your grandchildren are using atomic calculating devices to send their greetings to distant planets, it will still be important to use good grammar and spelling. Whether today or tomorrow, be sure to have the correct greeting and subject line, and send it to the proper address. Tune in next time for another exciting adventure of the Mask of Justice!"

Next topic: Brushing your teeth.

Blurring Man about fish from a potential future people archeological dig site
Man about fish
Apr 20th 2011 at 9:26:14 PM

Look at my magnificent teeth. Do you know what keep it that way? Good maintenance. Brush your teeth regularly, while they will still be inferior to mine, at least they will be healthier.

The next one is parking your vehicle neatly inside the line.

edited 20th Apr '11 9:34:23 PM by Blurring

Get disembodied voices and voiceless bodies together, and all will become clear.
PantheraSapiensEllipsis pobody's nerfect from your teacup
pobody's nerfect
Apr 20th 2011 at 10:47:18 PM

Cloyster cloyster cloycloycloy. *

edited 20th Apr '11 10:47:37 PM by PantheraSapiensEllipsis

MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
GearLeader from Dota Hell Relationship Status: Married to the job
Apr 21st 2011 at 5:15:26 AM

Look at me, now look at this rock, now look at your rock, is it crack, well then stop smoking crack.

Next one is on keeping your music volume up to high.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Eyedol829 HELLOTHERE from The Extra Stage
HELLOTHERE
Apr 21st 2011 at 10:57:51 AM

When your on your hangover, you get headaches. people get headaches when you keep your music too high. turn it down!

Next PSA is on Learning to spell

I want flies in on a dragons!
Vox Pathological Monster
Pathological Monster
Apr 21st 2011 at 11:21:32 AM

Heartfelt Announcement: Learning to maximise thy skills with the written word will serve thee well (unless thy profession is of the CRUSHKILLDESTROYCRUSHKILLDESTROYCRUSHKILLDESTROY variety!)

Next PSA: Breast Cancer Awareness

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow
Apr 21st 2011 at 2:43:01 PM

Woman: I have breast cancer!

Zombie: Let me fix it!

(turns the woman into a zombie)

Zombie: Problem solved. The lesson is: if you're gonna die, come to me and    live forever.   

Next PSA is about gun safety.

Usually here.
SantosLHalper The filidh that cam frae Skye from The Canterlot of the North
The filidh that cam frae Skye
Apr 22nd 2011 at 4:07:42 PM

Guns kill the Omnissiah's enemies! Use them when you're in danger!

Drinking Milk

edited 22nd Apr '11 4:15:39 PM by SantosLHalper

Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
cygnavamp from Louisiana
Apr 22nd 2011 at 9:56:40 PM

Milk, also known as La Leche, is a cool and refreshing beverage! Drink lots of it and vous can have a strong and beautiful body, just like moi! Sailor Piggy says, Kissy Kissy!

The next one shall be....writing bad fan fiction.

And in the name of Tropes, I will punish you!
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow
Apr 22nd 2011 at 11:49:53 PM

(Zombie reads a story that she wrote)

Boy: Miss? What's that on your computer?

Zombie: (too busy reading it)

Boy: "He had chained my wrist to the pole, grinning psychotically as the large, lumbering man watched me try to squirm my way out of the situation. "It is futile, tiny zombie!", he cackled, kneeling down in front of the pole, his hands grasping my shoulders. "It is best to accept it!", I gulped as I saw his face come closer and closer..."

Zombie: DOI! Um. Um. Um. You didn't see this!

Boy: Who was the guy in the sto-

(Zombie punches him in the face)

Zombie: Um, the lesson here is... if you write a fanfiction with yourself in it, be sure that it's only your eyes that sees it... and your doors are locked. Come to think of it, I don't have a door...

Next PSA is about PS As.

Usually here.
Oblivion4568238 SEGA from Isla Sorna
Apr 23rd 2011 at 3:33:50 PM

*a-weh* *a-weh*

*weoh*

*beeowm beeowm beeowm*

*tch-wim*

SCREEEE!!

*beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *BOOM*

Sepulveda: Sorry about that... the next PSA will be on the dangers of an out-of-control AI.

edited 23rd Apr '11 3:34:57 PM by Oblivion4568238

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild
SantosLHalper The filidh that cam frae Skye from The Canterlot of the North
The filidh that cam frae Skye
Apr 23rd 2011 at 3:38:49 PM

Abominable Intelligences are blasphemy against the Omnissiah!

The next PSA is about Minecraft

Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
GearLeader from Dota Hell Relationship Status: Married to the job
Apr 23rd 2011 at 3:40:36 PM

-HISSSSSSS-

OH SHIT!

-Creeper explodes-

Play Mincraft like a normal man, and not all day, or you will die.

Next one is on The Beastie Boys.

edited 23rd Apr '11 3:40:47 PM by GearLeader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Bindlestick Aww, son of a bitch from Mad Hole, country of the Screamers Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Aww, son of a bitch
Apr 23rd 2011 at 4:43:44 PM

What? Ii don't give a 2hit about the fuckiing Bea2tiie Boy2. Ii mean, they're not bad or anythiing. 2crew thii2.

The next P2A wiill be on... Ii don't know... proper eye protection.

edited 23rd Apr '11 4:43:57 PM by Bindlestick

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow
Apr 23rd 2011 at 11:00:28 PM

Don't look directly at the sun, you will be blinded.

Next PSA is about tooth care.

Usually here.
Eyedol829 HELLOTHERE from The Extra Stage
HELLOTHERE
Apr 25th 2011 at 2:25:19 PM

"I may drink a lot, but I still brush my teeth, so it doesn't hurt!"

next PSA is on Texting while Driving

I want flies in on a dragons!
cygnavamp from Louisiana
Apr 25th 2011 at 4:14:55 PM

Texting while driving is tres dangerouse. If moi ever sees vous texting while driving I will break your arms so you can do neither. Sailor Piggy says, kissy kissy!

The next PSA is religious tolerance.

And in the name of Tropes, I will punish you!
Vox Pathological Monster
Pathological Monster
Apr 25th 2011 at 5:01:47 PM

All religions are equal...ly wrong, aside from those who worship the mighty Olympians!

The next PSA is on smoking.

edited 25th Apr '11 5:02:23 PM by Vox

Apr 25th 2011 at 5:03:20 PM

"Anyone who smoke's in this building will have their gender changed by automatic smoke detector raygun. Also photos will be taken and saved for later purposes."

a PSA about driving safely.

edited 25th Apr '11 5:06:33 PM by stevebat

Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
Apr 25th 2011 at 5:19:13 PM

Not all British people drink tea. Neither do all of them say "blimey" a lot. Also, they don't come in just "cockney flavour" and "posh flavour"...there's also Geordie.

The More You Know

Shadowbell Macinatrix Insana from Massachusetts
Macinatrix Insana
Apr 25th 2011 at 5:44:14 PM

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Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
cygnavamp from Louisiana
Apr 25th 2011 at 8:30:26 PM

Infidelity is an ugly thing that can ruin a beautiful relationship. It always ends in tears, empty ice cream cartons and broken ribs. So, don't cheat on your lover. This goes double if you happen to be a certain little green frog. Sailor Piggy says, kissy kissy!

The next PSA will be about domestic violence.

And in the name of Tropes, I will punish you!
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow
Apr 25th 2011 at 8:43:39 PM

22-Tan: Pwease don' huwd youw woved ones, ow I'wl cwy, 22! If you ignow my cwying, den I'wl hab to use Mistah Coppah!

Next PSA is about not listening to strangers.

Usually here.
Oblivion4568238 SEGA from Isla Sorna
Apr 25th 2011 at 8:53:51 PM

*bwop*

*Approaches glowing red cube*
User: viri(c): activate
SCREEEE—

Sepulveda: As this demonstration shows, the naive Darwinian approached the virus unknowingly, perhaps thinking it a beneficial item, and was quickly corrupted by it. Fortunately, this scenario is entirely under control, so no repeats of that other time. Send in the squads!

The next PSA will be on the dangers of forum ninjas.

edited 25th Apr '11 9:03:18 PM by Oblivion4568238

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild

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