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Kayeka Since: Dec, 2009
#2026: Nov 26th 2023 at 2:36:11 AM

I dunno, putting an open flame that close to your wooden spear shaft seems like it would screw you over at the worst possible time.

Geoduck Since: Jan, 2001
#2027: Nov 26th 2023 at 9:27:14 AM

You need some kind of fuel reserve anyway, so extend the metal of the head down the shaft a ways.

CEOIII C-E-O-3, H-N-I-C from Franklin, PA Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
C-E-O-3, H-N-I-C
#2028: Nov 26th 2023 at 11:01:36 AM

Or maybe just enchant the spearhead so it emits light.

Not Torchspear.......LIGHTSPEAR!

I'm Charlie Owens, good night and good luck. PSNID: CEOIII 1117
alekos23 𐀀𐀩𐀯𐀂𐀰𐀅𐀡𐀄 from Apparently a locked thread of my choice Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
𐀀𐀩𐀯𐀂𐀰𐀅𐀡𐀄
#2030: Dec 3rd 2023 at 5:07:10 AM

NSFW but kinda adorable I gotta say. Stick with your choices folks?

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C105 Too old for this from France Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Too old for this
#2031: Dec 3rd 2023 at 5:28:51 AM

Meatsocket is an Unusual Euphemism I was not familiar with.

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VampireBuddha Calendar enthusiast from Ireland (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Calendar enthusiast
#2032: Dec 10th 2023 at 2:46:42 PM

There's a new NSFW one up today. Funny, but with a serious point about relationships.

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VampireBuddha Calendar enthusiast from Ireland (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Calendar enthusiast
#2033: Dec 17th 2023 at 4:46:37 AM

Very NSFW one up today.

Oh, that God.

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Moopsball Since: Sep, 2014
#2034: Dec 17th 2023 at 6:41:28 PM

Still not the worst god in the Oglaf verse.

M84 Oh, bother. from Our little blue planet Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Oh, bother.
#2035: Dec 17th 2023 at 6:49:01 PM

There's a reason the image on the trope page for Jerkass Gods is from Oglaf. From one of the SFW strips no less.

Disgusted, but not surprised
IniuriaTalis Since: Oct, 2014
#2036: Dec 17th 2023 at 8:00:24 PM

Poor guy is stuck in an permanent sucky position, because he tried to test/avert the slightly-less-sucky eternal torture that was already slated for him. Seems mythologically accurate.

VampireBuddha Calendar enthusiast from Ireland (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Spindriver Fanatical Dabbler from UK Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Fanatical Dabbler
#2038: Dec 24th 2023 at 10:27:02 AM

Sadly not SFW, actually. Buttocks aside, I don't think that's a leg in the last panel.

= Spindriver =
dcutter2 Since: Sep, 2013
#2039: Dec 24th 2023 at 11:46:56 AM

Those word plays are terrible.

Kayeka Since: Dec, 2009
#2040: Dec 24th 2023 at 12:18:20 PM

[up][up]Maybe it uses the same rules as female breasts, and it is a-okay as long as you don't show the tip.

Spindriver Fanatical Dabbler from UK Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
CEOIII C-E-O-3, H-N-I-C from Franklin, PA Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
C-E-O-3, H-N-I-C
#2042: Jan 7th 2024 at 10:21:51 AM

I want more adventures with Adventure Block!

I'm Charlie Owens, good night and good luck. PSNID: CEOIII 1117
VutherA Since: Jul, 2009
#2043: Jan 7th 2024 at 5:23:37 PM

I'm trying to figure out how Adventure Block's calling caused that man's demise, but I'm pretty sure it's actually entirely unrelated unless the spike trap fatality being called terrible counts.

Edited by VutherA on Jan 7th 2024 at 8:24:39 AM

phantom1 Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
#2044: Jan 7th 2024 at 5:28:01 PM

I thought it was just the guy that inspired him to go on the quest, died on said quest/going through the rooms, specifically by the spike trap.

Edited by phantom1 on Jan 7th 2024 at 5:28:19 AM

alekos23 𐀀𐀩𐀯𐀂𐀰𐀅𐀡𐀄 from Apparently a locked thread of my choice Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Spindriver Fanatical Dabbler from UK Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Fanatical Dabbler
#2046: Jan 14th 2024 at 7:52:07 AM

A new NSFW one about the heart wanting what the heart wants.

= Spindriver =
VutherA Since: Jul, 2009
#2047: Jan 15th 2024 at 2:01:27 PM

And now the phrase "Have a heart" has a new meaning. Ew.

Adannor Since: May, 2010
#2048: Jan 15th 2024 at 2:09:11 PM

Now we just need to upgrade the "have a heart to heart" with that meaning as well.

alekos23 𐀀𐀩𐀯𐀂𐀰𐀅𐀡𐀄 from Apparently a locked thread of my choice Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
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#2049: Jan 15th 2024 at 4:26:34 PM

Man and I thought the eye chapter was the most disturbing we'd ever get.

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Geoduck Since: Jan, 2001
#2050: Jan 21st 2024 at 3:03:16 PM

SFW Annoying, maybe, but he's super-lucky he got a jinn that asks for clarification instead of just using your dangerously vague wish to screw you over.


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