Kai: A J-Twink.

Skye: You stopped working out, it's all that's left for you.

-Kai flails.-

Skye: ...Anyway, er, polycule dates can really work however they need to. Were you thinking with all three of us, or just, y'know, you and me?

-Her cheeks glow the slightest shade of pink.-

Rogue: Aha, boss room, check! Guys, let's go!

-"M" immediately dives into the room's circuitry, circling the room to get a sense of the wire pathways. Meanwhile, a Latias seems to apparate in front of Rogue, and they get on their back.-

"I.T.:" <Finally, some action!>

Rogue: Let's make 'em interested in us.

-"I.T." launches into the air, circling the battlefield.-

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Milagros: Thanks for telling me.

He ran over to the basket and started to dig through it. Among other things, he found a pair of see-through swimming trunks, a Ridley amiibo, a pair of headphones which would fit on a Snorlax, a ripped up Angry Birds poster, and a monkey emoji pillow. Finally, he found two human to Pokémon armbands.

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Me: Ersatz Alliance? Is this where you got that cool armband?

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Cady: Yup. It also sells some other stuff and it comes out in various weird places so be careful where you step.

Cecelia: Oh cool, you found one. You should try it.

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Me: Oh cool!

-I proceed to take a look around when I see a bright pink scarf-

Me: Hm? What's this?

Lush Jungle

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Milagros: Maybe...

He was about to put on one of them, only for him to hesitate.

Milagros: Maybe when I get back to Kanto.

He picked up the two armbands, before pausing again.

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Cecelia: ~Um... I'd do it in here if I were you. Or some other private place. You could get confused with a weremon, and there are some terrible people out there.~

Cady: I dunno. It might be a human to mon scarf but there's no way of telling without putting it on.

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Milagros paused for a second and looked at Cecelia, before looking back at one of the bands.

Milagros: Eh, I don't see any reason not to...

He put on one of the bands, and he turned into a Pancham. He also kept his green eyes.

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Cecelia: ~Cool! I like the green eyes!~

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Milagros blushed, but it was hard to tell since he kind of had fur now.

Milagros: <Well, this is... er, different.>

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-Cecelia looked slightly bemused-

Cecelia: ~Yeah... I guess in this world you can never say never. So many unexpected things have happened recently.~

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Me: It's worth a shot...

-I put on the pink scarf-

-HENSHI~N!!-

-Upon putting on the scarf, Ian looks around and sees that he's been turned into a Ralts-

Me: Umm...

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Milagros: <Yeah, I might actually stay like this for a while. Just tell Ian if he's here.>

He paused.

Milagros: <Hey? Where are my Mons?>

His answer came almost immediately when he nearly got hit by Dot, who was running around the shop with a shopping cart/trolly. Baby Cat was cheering the entire time, while Blitz was holding on for dear life.

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-Oshawittle jumps out of Ian's backpack and onto the shopping cart that Dot is zooming around with-

Oshawittle: <My lady, I have returned.>

Me: <So now I'm a Pokemon... Huh... I could get used to this...>

Raru: <Indeed you could... Hey... You look like you could be my twin brother!>

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-Cady looks at Ralts!Ian-

Cady: Cool. The Ralts line has always been a favourite of mine. But I guess I grew up with one.

-Meanwhile, Cecelia teleports out of the way of the shopping cart-

Cecelia: <Woah! Oh, hello.>

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Ralts!Ian and Raru: <Hello.>

-As a Ralts, I have my hazel eyes, my cap and a pink scarf-

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Milagros' mons were still speeding around in the shopping cart/trolly.

Blitz: <Dot, slow down! You're gonna hurt somebody!>

Dot surprisingly did listen to Blitz instead of Baby Cat this time and slowed down.

Baby Cat: <Dot, who told you to stop?>

Blitz: <I did.>

Baby Cat: <And why? Was it too extreme for your tastes?>

Blitz and Baby Cat started to argue. Like usual.

Milagros: <I guess this happens a lot as well...>

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Oshawittle: <What a bunch of buffoons, am I right, My Lady?>

Me: <Oshawittle! Don't let them catch you saying that!>

Oshawittle: <Why? It's not like they heard me or anything...>

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Cady: Aaah! Who thought shopping cart shenanigans were a good idea?!

-she dives out of the way of the trolley-

Cecelia: <Someone could get hurt!>

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Blitz: <Ahem.>

Milagros: <Oshawittle, you MIGHT wanna get out of the trolly. Or shopping cart or whatever you call it...>

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Oshawittle: <They heard me, didn't they?>

Me: <Yep. They heard you...>

Oshawittle: <I guess I'd better prepare to fight...>

-Oncoming Boss!-

-Oshawittle gets into his battle stance as the Boss Battle begins!-

-Battle with a Dangerous Foe!-

Oshawittle: <Have at thee!>

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-Cady and Cecelia are watching from a safe corner-

Cecelia: <Should I intervene? I bet I could knock at least one of them out with my hypnosis.>

Cady: I think it'll be ok for now, Cece. Let's keep watching though.

Cecelia: <In which case, Pass the Popcorn!>

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-Oshawittle draws his Scalchop sword and moves it around in an almost hypnotizing manner with each step... It's Swords Dance!-

-Oshawittle's Attack Increases!-

-Oshawittle finishes the dance in his battle stance-

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-Baby Cat started... throwing coins at Oshawittle? Oh, wait! He’s using Pay Day!-

-Swords circled Blitz. She was using Swords Dance too!-

-Blitz’s attack increased!-

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