Some say P. Diddy caused 9/11

P. Diddy gave me a cough.

P. Diddy done diddy it!

P. Diddy killed O.J. Simpson

P. Diddy bumped this thread (but isn't that a good thing?)

Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Apr 23rd 2024 at 4:42:43 AM

P. Diddy shut down Rooster Teeth.

P. Diddy stole reliefs from all over the world to allow Russia to easily take over the Old World-slash-Eastern Hemisphere and turn all of its countries into propagandic police states.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Apr 23rd 2024 at 7:07:37 PM

P. Diddy nerfed Rell jungle to the ground.

P. Diddy turned Izuku Midoriya into a vampire.

P. Diddy blamed his atrocities on another Diddy.

P.Diddy cut Florida loose.

P. Diddy caused a certain minister to be caught for corruption roughly a year later after he done the deed.

Edited by zycone on Apr 24th 2024 at 12:04:24 AM

P. Diddy sold out Jesus and then framed Judas.

Edited by TheFarmboy on Apr 23rd 2024 at 1:36:10 PM

P. Diddy put David Zaslav in charge of WB.

P. Diddy took a shit in my bed last night.

P. Diddy taught Rob Liefeld how to draw feet.

And was a ghostwriter for Dan Schneider

P. Diddy mandated that every single video game from now on use a chibi style.

Wish was written by P. Diddy.

P. Diddy shot the sheriff AND the deputy!

P. Diddy is the reason why Velma got a second season.

Bad fandoms are just P. Diddy's sock puppets interacting with each other.

P. Diddy told people to support Brian Peck in court against Drake Bell.

P. Diddy convinced Nickelodeon to make two Spongebob spinoffs.

P. Diddy shut down the support for the 3-DS and Wii-U.

P. Diddy is responsible for the Good Times cartoon.

P. Diddy is the bad angel on your shoulder.

P. Diddy is pulling the strings on the ownership of the Arizona Coyotes, Carolina Panthers, Oakland Athletics, Manchester United, etc.

P. Diddy invaded Ukraine and Palestine.

P. Diddy abused the shit out of young Hitler to his breaking point.

P. Diddy made Nemona cry.

P. Diddy made the fifth Glow attack unpreventable.

P. Diddy told Nintendo to take down all the Nintendo-themed Gary's Mod content.

P. Diddy gave me the flu. I'm still very sick. No, really. I did actually get the flu as of late.