Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Merfolk, often worried
[1]
It's me, the treasure hunter and CEO of WarioWare in all his glorious glory !!
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
How are the others doing ? Please reassure me, they are still making games I hope ?
Edited by Coock-atoo on Oct 20th 2022 at 9:58:50 PM
Godzilla
You’re a CEO? - Monster Under The Bed!Shadow
Edited by GeneralGigan on Oct 20th 2022 at 4:00:58 AM
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Merfolk, often worried
Yes, i'm the one who dirige anything at WarioWare Inc. ! Fairly, of course. My employees love me and i love them, and i'll never betray them. Never.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Oct 20th 2022 at 10:02:36 AM
cat :3
[1] Hey Gil, welcome to... one of the threads of all time. Name's Icarus, and I guess my signature says the rest? Basically, EV mass-produces stuff on demand, though we can't guarantee we'll be able to fulfill your request.
Godzilla
That doesn’t make any sense! Aren’t you Mario’s Evil Twin? - Monster Under The Bed!Shadow
Edited by GeneralGigan on Oct 20th 2022 at 4:03:22 AM
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Merfolk, often worried
That's what they want you to believe ! In reality, i'm much better than Mario. He's jealous of me, and that's why he want to make everyone believe that i'm a baddie !
Edited by Coock-atoo on Oct 20th 2022 at 10:06:42 AM
Har har har
Ooh, sounds interesting! What might your products include?
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Mortefi
I’m working on a robot that’s supposed to carry Tsukasa around the stage, in theory.
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
Tama May Cry 4: Order of the Toons
Oh that little "cruel lady" ha! I'm surprised you can tolerate her Wario.
Cruel huh? I doubt she's bad as Princess Moorbucks.
Literally the only reason he can just to make money off of his employees of Wario Ware business.
The others who are apart of that gang are really cool though!
Kat and Ana are weawwy cute!
Penny Crygor is so cool! I'd love to hang out with her!
Those two gamer guys 9-Volt and 18-Volt are totally cool, 5-Volt is a pretty hip mom too!
Anyone's in the mood for some Mona Pizza?
Nah gal, it's all about the Pizza Dinosaur jk!
Do you know how sensational it would be to see a dance battle between Jimmy T. and Waluigi?
Now that you mentioned it Furifuritchi, I noticed those two have very similar appearances.
Relatives perhaps babe?
Funny how Wario has three separate sets of cast that associates with him (Waluigi in Mario spin offs, the Wario Ware group and the Wario Land characters) but they never mixed together at least officially.
An odd fact indeed sis, kinda like how some of us Tamagotchis don't get mixed in certainly areas of our franchise.
Edited by MkayRose on Oct 20th 2022 at 4:41:14 AM
Meet the Tamas!◊ This is where it will end, by my hand.
cat :3
[1] EV does pretty much anything that you'll ask for, unless it affects any living entity without their (or a representative's) explicit consent. This includes stuff like furniture, machinery, food, infrastructure and even megastructures like Dyson spheres.
[2] What does practice look like?
Merfolk, often worried
Actually, these bunch of pigeons—MY FRIENDS can be really useful. For example, everytime i destroy my TV, i always go see doc' Crygor so that he can repair it.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Oct 20th 2022 at 10:32:54 AM
Tama May Cry 4: Order of the Toons
I see.
Well, it's nice to have reliable help!
Har har har
Oh, now who might this Tsukasa be?
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Mortefi
Tsukasa is my best friend and troupemate in Wonderlands x Showtime.
He’s also an idiot with an ego bigger than the sun but that’s irrelevant and also I love him for it.
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
Har har har
Ha! Sounds like someone I know!
Come on, no way you can tell me with a straight face that's not what you're like.
There's the pot calling the kettle black, and then there's what you just said.
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Vengeful Ex-Maverick Hunter
[1] Hi new person! I'm Flandre Scarlet, but you can just call me Flandre. Not Flan though as that's just for my close friends and big sis! I live in my big sis' mansion in Gensokyo with my friends.
Mortefi
Now, now, we don’t have to fight. Both of you can be idiots!
just had some dumbass harass me while i was walking around the city today. thankfully though he ran away like a coward after i threw some water ballons at him. was pretty fun i guess
Tama May Cry 4: Order of the Toons
Good job, that should teach them a lesson!!
Godzilla
[1] Hey Flan! - Monster Under The Bed!Shadow
Vengeful Ex-Maverick Hunter
Hi hi! I got bored of here so I left for a while but I'm back now!
"That was a pointless encounter with a pointless person."
Har har har
I just met you and I already like your methods of problem-solving.
Nice to meet you Flandre. I don't think I've said where I'm from, so I guess now I'll tell you I live aboard an airship-castle in Europa. Currently docked in Paris.
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Vengeful Ex-Maverick Hunter
Ooh Paris! That's from the country we used to live in before we left the outside world. It was really pretty but it got boring when there were less and less youkai over time.
"That was a pointless encounter with a pointless person."
thanks. i usually do that to anyone who pesters me though (i can produce water ballons at will so it's pretty easy to lob some at people so that they leave me alone)
before anyone asks the water ballons are not like those red round things. they're like water balls (humans just call them water ballons for some reason)
Edited by Heyitsgalaxycreeper on Oct 20th 2022 at 11:35:10 AM
"Us all." Sure.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?