Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Godzilla
You’re welcome.
The fun part is that this isn’t even my first blasphemy, or even the second!
SKREEEEEEEONK!
The Lamb
Honestly, I lost count of my blasphemous acts long ago.
Praise the Lamb!
Vengeful Ex-Maverick Hunter
I lost track of how many "blasphemous" acts I did back in our home country. Hard to keep track when many priests consider your mere existence to be one.
cat :3
Hey, does anyone happen to know where I can take a first aid course? I've searched the archives of my homeworld and haven't found anything recent (for obvious reasons), and I'd prefer having some practical experience.
"Please do not reproduce this textbook." - S. Banach & A. Tarski
Mortefi
For his own sanity, I have temporarily banned Cappy from the internet. If he shows up here, you have full permission to yell at him.
And as for first aid, I hear the Shiverians have a great course. It is, of course, in the Snow Kingdom, and might be based on Shiverian biology, so… maybe not.
Edited by KitkatKK2 on Jul 23rd 2022 at 8:36:14 AM
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
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Would that "Snow Kingdom" happen to be Snezhnaya? Because first aid courses are a requirement for us living in the perpetual coldness of the Tsaritsa's blessing.
Vengeful Ex-Maverick Hunter
What passes for medical experts here is that one nurse in the Human Village and of course the Lunarian doctor at Eientei. Though based on what Sakuya told me of your visit, her medical knowledge might be too "fantastical" for you.
Eirin is like, older than even the dinosaurs and was the "brain of the moon" so she does have futuristic medical knowledge but some of it probably relies on Genso physics so Ica probably won't find it as useful.
Edited by shroobot3000 on Jul 23rd 2022 at 5:42:08 PM
"That was a pointless encounter with a pointless person."
Godzilla
”Thankfully, I am a doctor, though I am not well-versed in human anatomy.”
SKREEEEEEEONK!
cat :3
[1]
It's a bit chaotic now, but Cappy should be on his way back to Bonneton soon, he was really starting to get stressed out where we were. As for the Shiverians, maybe I'll pay them a visit? Any knowledge concerning helping an organic entity in need can help.
[2] Thanks for the offer, but considering what happened the last time I visited - me almost breaking Flandre's abilities and indirectly causing another incident, and presumably Nitori being mad at me for limiting what she can make with her assembler, I'd rather not risk anything new. And if that Lunarian medical knowledge really is as fantastical as you say it is...
Maybe it could still be worth a shot, if all else fails.
Sorry, I didn't keep track, what's your name again?
The Lamb
Would Bile Flasks work?
Godzilla
”John A. Zoidberg, MD.”
I think I'm gonna become a test subject. I tried many jobs and they all resulted in absolute mayhem. I tried to return to crime, but Mr. Robot's drone keeps on following me and zapping me.
Okay, but did I ask.
cat :3
x3 Seeing as I'd like to do general first aid, as well as delivering organics to a medical facility suited to them, I don't think a substance that I do not understand could help. Thanks for the offer.
Alright then, do you offer first aid courses?
Have you tried some kind of scientific subject before, Triangle? I'm sure there are people from my homeworld willing to teach you maths.
Godzilla
”Sorry, I’m a doctor, not a teacher.”
Thats fishy
Duh, it's funny how these discussions involve every creatures possible, from giants robots, to cute Tamagotchis, to little cats like me 
Tama May Cry 5: The Toons are Approaching
Yep!!
And that's what makes this thread so special!
It's always a pleasure!
So many unexpected people to see together!
I'm already in some weird white room. Maybe this wasn't a good idea.
Gee, I didn't know that!
Secret Agent2583
Why are you in a void?
Thats fishy
Void ? Aren't voids usually black ?
Tama May Cry 5: The Toons are Approaching
Voids can be coworful too!
She's right y'know.
That actually would be pretty nice to see.
You make it sound like a hole worth exploring!
The Abyss in Teyvat is said to be indistinguishable from the night sky. It is a void of nothingness, although not completely empty because it is the domain of the Abyss Order. In other words, where one of our enemies comes from.
Thats fishy
People usually compare us black cats to voids, and sometimes i wonder if that's true.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Jul 23rd 2022 at 10:54:35 AM
Capinatator my beloved
We’re having a bit of a break from fighting after Chaos somehow got in a third time. Looking at you, Whitecrown.
…and I’m just looking at the news from Universe 162-OA-ARC. It’s interesting how the humans in that universe got to the point that they built multiple Ark-level A.I.s. Also, what on Sol-3 is “wup”?
…you don’t want to know.
And half the words in the “ambassador scandal” bit were just utter nonsense to me!
Here’s a joke I learned way back in my S0 days: There are only 10 types of sophont in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. Yes, I know it might be a bit overused but I didn’t know any better and I thought it was funny back then.
Hey everyone! What’s up? Alright, I’m going now! See you soon! 🔥
What was that about?
Vulcan just had some pure ethanol. Don’t worry. He’ll be back at normal speed in about an hour.
I thought alcohol made you tired, not energetic!
It made Vulcan so all-over-the-place because, well, he’s fire, and alcohol is flammable. So, therefore, he gets hotter and gets more energetic.
Local chaetognath fan
Thats fishy
What kind of birds are you ? You seem to be very specialized in physics.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Jul 23rd 2022 at 11:29:36 AM
Once the time comes, I will happily forward your request.
OP's Note: I just want to mention that GeneralGigan's response actually made me laugh, so thanks for that.![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]")
I haven't laughed this much in a while, so good job! ![[tup]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Thumbs_up_emoticon_3268.png "[thumb up]")
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Edited by CytoZytokine on Jul 22nd 2022 at 8:56:31 AM