Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Well, gotta go. I got immortals to torture, assuming I can find them - and I will. It's only a matter of time, hm-hm-hm…
As for that weird creature, I blasted it through the window into a portal to another world, so who knows, maybe it's terrorizing some Valkyries in Serenth or something. Hm-hm-hm… no need to worry about it trying to get in my way. I only spared it since it could breathe poison gas.
The Lamb
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JUST DON'T ATTACK THE OTHERS!
Edited by J08 on May 19th 2022 at 2:39:06 AM
Praise the Lamb!
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Why would I do that. That would make things worse for SUNNY. And if you're talking about BASIL, that's Black Space.
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Godzilla
Nothing, I know what it’s like to keep somebody out of the loop for their own safety. I myself had to hide Tim and Shadow’s from Mother because exposing our secrets is simply that forbidden, plus the fact this you aren’t the first punk here who tried to hide the truth and claimed it was for the greater good.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
The Lamb
I meant the others here, on the forum, but ok. Look, I am honestly fascinated by your world. There are many species there I do not understand. If it would be ok, could I pop in for a minute there and gather DNA samples? And before you ask, having god-like powers allows me to enter mental constructs.
Praise the Lamb!
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
I think you'll do it anyway even if I say no, so okay.
Edited by nonalienpersonyep on May 19th 2022 at 5:44:45 AM
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
The Lamb
Guess what Mari? I'm coming to visit for a bit! I do need to figure out where to put the lab... Oh, seems there's already one operational in.. a whale? Eh, why not.
Praise the Lamb!
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Oh, cool! Maybe you'll meet everyone else.
Edited by nonalienpersonyep on May 19th 2022 at 5:47:49 AM
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Godzilla
Living whale or a dead one?
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
He's alive, his name is HUMPHREY. Also, you should set your lab elsewhere. The SLIME GIRLS don't like their work disturbed.
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Godzilla
Slime? Ewwww! Am I getting dunked?
Oh Shade and those animations of her’s.
Edited by GeneralGigan on May 19th 2022 at 6:07:21 AM
SKREEEEEEEONK!
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
No. They're just women made of slime.
Edited by nonalienpersonyep on May 19th 2022 at 6:07:57 AM
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
The Lamb
Alright, guess I'm starting from scratch. Maybe... oh, I found a place. If you want to meet at any point, I'm near the base of Snow globe Mountain. These "Snow Angels" will be my first DNA test here I think, so don't be alarmed if you see a large snow monster in the lab, it might be me.
Praise the Lamb!
Godzilla
Angels, huh? Mother keeps calling me one and apparently it’s a complement in human society too, considering how many love songs call the girl one. I think they’re from the Makers’ realm or something.
Edited by GeneralGigan on May 19th 2022 at 6:16:37 AM
SKREEEEEEEONK!
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Angels are holy thingies that do a something or other and follow a guy.
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
The Lamb
Hm... these snow angels are more hostile than I though. Even stranger, I seem to make accompanying foes angry, which makes them do 2 damage instead of one, but allows me to kill them in one hit. Is this emotional manipulation strategy common here?
Edited by J08 on May 19th 2022 at 3:44:13 AM
Praise the Lamb!
Godzilla
Then what do your Snow Angel do and what guy do they follow?
Be careful Shade, he could be dangerous.
Edited by GeneralGigan on May 19th 2022 at 6:51:50 AM
SKREEEEEEEONK!
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
I don't know. I don't think these ones follow anything.
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Godzilla
Wait how can you get a DNA sample from a dream anyway?
I don’t know, he’s a Maker, he pretty much defies logic wherever he goes.
That’s just delaying the inevitable.
Look, I’m Cheesus’ mortal champion, I’m pretty much legally obligated to not question him.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
The Lamb
Same way you get persona essence, a jar. However, I've learned I can't use the pure forms outside of Headspace. The fusions work though! Expect a Snow Nox soon Midnight! Also, Mari, you said there were others? I found something strange I want to ask them about. somehow some weird stuff ended up in the machine, and I'm frankly really confused what it even did. Maybe they know someone who would fit the DNA?
Praise the Lamb!
Tama May Cry 1: Toony Angelos
Double 64!!
I knew you were wanting to say that!
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Mhm. There's AUBREY, KEL, and HERO. There's also BASIL, but we don't know where he went off to.
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Godzilla
Surprised that an interdimensional forum made it that far without connection problems.
Magic computers, Shade. Magic computers.
Edited by GeneralGigan on May 19th 2022 at 7:22:29 AM
SKREEEEEEEONK!
The Lamb
Hm... well, I've got (this is some weird stuff) Bread DNA, Space pirate DNA, living jelly donut DNA, and slime person DNA. I remember you mentioning the Slime Girls, but the others I just don't understand. Can you ask them if those sound familiar?
Praise the Lamb!
...THEN WHAT DO I ATTACK WITH.
Edited by nonalienpersonyep on May 19th 2022 at 5:36:56 AM
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.