The strangest thing you've said today...

"My kitchen counter looks like a Crisis Crossover cover right now."

"Actually, no, throwing helium nuclei at people is fine".

"I think the alien has resched enlightenment by drinking literal shit wine..."

"I found a strange mask on Ebay, made to look like stone and with a scorpion tail curled on the forehead. I thought it was from that new, crappy Mummy movie with Tom Cruise...

BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!"

"Well, we've got bees, not bees— WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"

Edited by WillDeRegio on Oct 7th 2018 at 5:26:23 AM

"That's because [insert friend's name] is an asshole. He's an intrisically good person when the chips are down; it remains that he's an asshole."

Edited by FarseerLolotea on Oct 9th 2018 at 3:36:13 AM

"That's a midget in a tub, people. No cybernetic corn can top that."

"Pomegranates kinda look like body parts right after you cut them open, with the blood red and the bone white..."

Roughly what I said; can't remember the exact wording.

"It's not because someone wanted to establish communism in time signatures".

“Black hole is a small boi”.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Oct 10th 2018 at 9:43:19 AM

"Pain can't have a flavour."

"It's a very weird nitpick. It's called 'That time an entire village let their one and only winner in 25 years live alone and nearly drink himself to death because apparently nobody in this world knows what PTSD is'"

“No, double boosting through your homework does not help”.

"Honestly, I should have put in more cats."

"Yeah, forget salt bae, I'm crust bae!"

"Yeah, I took over the entire world and bent it to my will just to prove a point".

"So not only do I have to record myself, not only do I have to watch an 18 minute video on something I already know... I have to stop listening to Supreme Calamitas. Someone is going to die for this".

“I forgot about the problem with putting giant worms into square image boxes!”

"Stop trying to eat the onion packaging!"

"Oh right. That part where the colonists got really mad about not being able to get drunk".

"That's not even a matrix! That's just what you get when you draw a square, but you draw it really poorly and write '-26' in the center!"

“There’s two minutes left in the day... I’m listening to Touhou remixes... and I’ve probably said more stupid things this last hour than I have the entire rest of the day.”

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Oct 16th 2018 at 11:59:44 AM

"It seems that Burnt Little Turtle, Master of Logistics, is apparently contagious."

"Antarctic Reinforcement is what happens when you throw an ice cube at an ice cube and then you seal an entire kingdom inside it".

"Do your balls Aang low, do they waggle to and fro..."

"Researchers say, 'Drink that beer!'"

"Did you just dehumanize that blade of grass?!"

"Ah, the dyslexic machine cult praying to their virtual Dog"

“Did I just impale myself on a light switch?”

“When you lose your solar panels, they’re gone. They’re deader than a doornail that has so thoroughly been converted to plasma that it has not only lost its electrons, but its protons and neutrons as well”.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Oct 21st 2018 at 10:43:02 AM