The strangest thing you've said today...

My sister:

"I didn't say I was going to kill him, I just said he would fit in that bin."

Talking about people who annoy her.

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media

"So... Ozbourne broke your brain? Noa needs to work harder then."

To my sister after we read through this thread and she caught sight of Ozbourne's "The below statement is true. The above statement is false." signature.

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media

Pokemon RP: Now come on make me a mutant granddaughter

edited 15th Oct '11 1:08:23 AM by ChaosWerewolf

I prefer the psychopath I'll play in that film to encourage others to stab and manipulate people.

"I draw rotting hands, banshees with organs exposed, blooddrenched dresses, and tall abominations kidnapping helpless children and all you do is compliment me on the artwork? I love you."

Art - the only area where mum allows my nightmare fetishism to live and thrive. :)

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media

XD

The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable

"This really isn't the time for feeling up dead guys!"

If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you

"Death squished my sandwich."

Four of my sister's friends had decided that they were the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The once whom was dubbed Death hugged me from behind while I was eating a sandwhich and due to our comparative heights his arm squished my sandwich into my shirt. -____-

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media

• "I do, in fact, carry a bagel around with me at all times." I don't, really, but it's fun to make people think that.
• "STOP SAYING FANNY!" According to my acquaintence, 'fanny' means something really bad in her country. She wouldn't tell me, however. So when I go to tell my other acquaintences not to say it around her, out of politeness, they start yelling it.
• "I can see lint on the floor." Hanging out in the stairwell of a building with friends, looking around. I look over the railing, and see lint. This annoyed me, so I said the aforementioned sentence, and they all looked down.
• "It smells like spices and paint thinner in here." Self-explanatory.
• "Dude, that's crossdressing." When my friend suggested that I go as a man to a costume party.
• "I live next to a river, we can dispose of her there." Joking. I swear. Joking. I have no intent to follow through on what was actually said that minute.

edited 17th Oct '11 12:15:33 PM by Derwentian

No, my handle was not derived from the Latin name of a flower.

The second is funny because Fanny means pussy.

Dutch Lesbian

Ah. So that's why she didn't want us saying it. Thank you.

No, my handle was not derived from the Latin name of a flower.

heh.

Fannypack.

Birthright: an original web novel about Dragons, the Burdens of Leadership, and Mangoes.

I suppose it was inevitable. -sighs- We need a replacement word for it now.

No, my handle was not derived from the Latin name of a flower.

We call it "bumbag"

Dutch Lesbian

I will start saying that now. Thank you.

Ooh! I remember another thing I said:

• "Grass lighthouse. Just... Grass lighthouse." Explaining a secret language I made up when I was ten to a friend of mine.

No, my handle was not derived from the Latin name of a flower.

I want my books shipped by emu!

The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable

"So, in summary: My hair is an ancient middle-eastern structure that used to house the bastard son of the Egyptian god of chaos, but it is no longer, as he has escaped."

Birthright: an original web novel about Dragons, the Burdens of Leadership, and Mangoes.

To the tune of "Follow The Yellow Brick Road": "Follow the wobbly boards, follow the wobbly boards, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the wobbly boards!"

I was in the basement at work, reminding myself which direction to go to find a certain item I needed to stock. Not sure why in song, but yeah

edited 17th Oct '11 11:11:34 PM by MikeK

"The question here isn't why I am now talking about homicidal maniacs, but why I had to spend ten minutes talking about Wonder Woman's breasts before I got to talk about homicidal maniacs." -_-

I was explaining why Wonder Woman's costume is often altered in costume shops because of how she "defies gravity", when different trains of thought lead to homicidal maniacs.

edited 18th Oct '11 6:00:05 AM by StolenByFaeries

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media

Funny you should have singing there...

To If You Don't Know Me By Now: "♫And if you don't know this by now, you will never, ever, ever, ever learn it...♪"

A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line

"Well, I have a drawer full of bananas so I should be alright."

Hi, my life is boring and I am now safe from muscle cramps.

"Dude, we are the elderly." My friends and I had various aches and pains.

No, my handle was not derived from the Latin name of a flower.

• Me: "I'll rape your dog if you don't give me Xfinity!"
• My Brother (in a female voice): "Xfinity comes with the deal. And you get it for a low price."
• Me: "That's right, my whole penis!"

While driving home we heard a commercial for Xfinity where a guy is using his tough negotiation skills to get a good deal for him and his wife. What the wife can't hear is that the deal is the normal one they offer, so she just hears him negotiating. So we did that little skit.

edited 18th Oct '11 9:49:49 PM by Malph

So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human

"Why does no one just gouge out people's eyes anymore? That would solve so many problems in the world today. Just take your thumbs and stick them in there!"

• "Do you have a towel rod filled with cement, perchance?"

There was a large crowd on the sidewalk, and I was talking to a friend when we reached it.

• "Do I really sound like a possessed person?"

I was hoarse from my choir group meeting, and I was talking to the aforementioned friend. She said I sounded like I had two voices, and that I sounded possessed.

No, my handle was not derived from the Latin name of a flower.