Das kann doch nicht sein!
The upper side of the bed rips open and I sink into it. I'm too shocked to do anything, so I drown.
The next troper is in the classroom during a test.
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Voted best hair
I start juggling a pencil, and it lands in my eye socket. (ow!)
The next poster is sleeping.
What a beautiful Duwang!
I wind up face first in my pillow and suffocate.
Next poster is sitting at a desk on their computer.
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
Li'l Shardfinder
The desk is made of fire.
The next Troper is eating a tent, for some reason...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Show an affirming flame
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
My computer happens to be E.U.N.U.C.H.
, only without the freezer or the alcohol. Two minutes after I start it up, I am killed by shrapnel.
Nylon isn't healthy, the metal poles less so. I die of simultaneous suffocation and internal punctures.
Next poster is reading a book at the library.
edited 13th Jan '11 6:46:26 PM by SabresEdge
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Li'l Shardfinder
The book eats me.
The next Troper is eating a tent, for some reason...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I get a paper-cut that turns into a haemorrhage. I am poisoned by the lead in the metal supports.
The next poster is listening to the Dropkick Murphys.
edited 13th Jan '11 6:48:19 PM by FuschlatzOReilly
Some guy named Murphy dropkicks me off of a 5000 ft. cliff.
You are listening to Sabaton.
My taste in music offends the rap fans, who promptly proceed to beat me up and stab me.
The next poster is feeding his fish.
Believe
My Arch-Nemesis replaced them with piranha and I get eaten.
The next poster is on a date with a beautiful/handsome member of the opposite sex.
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
Das kann doch nicht sein!
She is an Ax-Crazy Yandere and, when I look for a second at another girl person, I get slaughtered by her with a knife, an axe and a toothpick. All at the same time.
The next troper is editing the TV Tropes wiki.
edited 14th Jan '11 1:26:15 AM by Nyarly
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
The above avatar comes to life and shoots me with an Omochao Gun. I would've survived if that one bullet didn't bounce off the wall behind me and hit me in the neck...
The next troper is playing the banjo.
Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup accountThe banjo strings snap, and one of them flies back and severs a few arteries.
Next poster is playing the drums.
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
Voted best hair
I accidentally stab myself in the eye with the...what ever that stick thing is called.
The next poster is playing a guitar.
What a beautiful Duwang!
Show an affirming flame
Abrasion on fingertips leads to instant blood loss.
The next person has decided to lay off music forever.
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Blazing Hero
Bono comes and tries to kill me for not buying the newest U2 album. I end up killing him, but sustaining massive injuries, and dye in the hospital from an insane doctor.
The next troper rubs a donut against their belly.
Listen up, and don't forget. Don't think your belief in me makes you strong, and don't believe in me to be strong. Believe in Yourself.
Believe
It actually had a razor blad cooked into it and you stab yourself in the stomach causing you to blled to death slowly.
You'e walking on a rainy day.
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
But I'm not like one.
A car comes running down the road a veers towards me, misses, hits a telephone pole, the telephone pole falls on a tree that tumbles towards me, but I get out of the way. Then a squirrel bites me and I die of rabies.
You are playing in Gerudo Valley.
I'm walking through that hot desert. The carpenters have become thieves and stole my water canteen. I get heatstroke and die.
You are in Gensokyo, the world of Touhou, and you are an expert at evasive maneuvering.
Yuyuko accidentally kills me with her power.
Next poster is eating cheese.
It's rotten blue cheese and I die from how awful it tastes.
The next troper is playing Final Fantasy VI and is watching Celes' suicide attempt.
edited 15th Jan '11 10:28:34 PM by AwesomeZombie22
Usually here.
...
While you're watching, a hand grabs you and it sucks you to the game. You enact the suicide attempt, and succeed.
The next poster is listening to the soundtrack of Guilty Gear Isuka.
Shutdown sequence initiated.
(Avatar by Coffee)
The soundtrack's volume is waaaay to high, and this troper's head explodes.
The next troper sits in a tea-house.
edited 16th Jan '11 11:02:27 AM by desdendelle
The voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the groundSomeone trips and spills a boiling hot teapot all over me. I die of third degree burns.
Next poster is drinking coffee.
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
The sunscreen label peels off to reveal that it is, in fact, not sunscreen, but acid. The above troper corrodes to death.
The next troper is on a water bed.
A pie bus falls into a multiversal convergence point. Hilarity ensues.