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JethroQWalrustitty Uncle George from Finland
Uncle George
Nov 29th 2010 at 2:02:07 AM

We didn't have a seperate thread for Brad Jones; the snob of cinema, the Ted of Kung-Tai, the taster of beverages, the man who put the Krystal in the Pepsi.

I had to make this thread now, becuase I'm just watching what appears to be the most hilarious Brad Tries to date; Thnaksgiving Soda pack.

This love so bold goes undeclared/a joy unseen, a world unknown/a love that dare not speak its name/hidden treasure, precious stone
WeirdRaptor from Illinois, U.S.A.
Nov 29th 2010 at 2:06:30 AM

Don't forget 80s Guys!

Snob: "You're not real!"

80s Guys: (in a desperate tone) "I'm real! ...Right?"

Snob: "Well, that was disturbing."

"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf
JethroQWalrustitty Uncle George from Finland
Uncle George
Nov 29th 2010 at 2:56:38 AM

80's dan did make an apppearance, in the New Coke episode. Apparently he appears when someone opens a bottle of New Coke, and exists in the same space-time flux as 90's kid.

Brad Tries is becoming a bit of a focus on the site, which is bit of a shame, because Brad is first and foremost snob du cine. Still, there's room for it all.

I haven't really gotten into Big Box and Softly From the Cable.

edited 27th Sep '11 2:41:07 AM by JethroQWalrustitty

This love so bold goes undeclared/a joy unseen, a world unknown/a love that dare not speak its name/hidden treasure, precious stone
nomuru2d Gamer-turning-maker from Port Saint Lucie, FL Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
Gamer-turning-maker
Nov 29th 2010 at 5:14:41 AM

Don't forget the talking penis.

Long live Cinematech. FC:0259-0435-4987
slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North
Platypus!
Nov 29th 2010 at 5:22:43 AM

I find Big Box fairly entertaining, but what originally got me into the Cinema Snob was The Bruno Mattei Show, seems like that particular well of Italisploitation is all but dried up, though.

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Zeether Knight of Legend from Mahora (I wish)
Knight of Legend
Nov 29th 2010 at 6:06:42 AM

I just like his regular reviews.

Although Death Bed kind of made me wary of sleeping that night...

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table~
JethroQWalrustitty Uncle George from Finland
Uncle George
Nov 29th 2010 at 6:29:18 AM

The recent Caligula and Dolemite reviews are my favourites of his work. I've also seen the Ricky-Oh review more than once, because it's awesome.

This love so bold goes undeclared/a joy unseen, a world unknown/a love that dare not speak its name/hidden treasure, precious stone
Nov 29th 2010 at 8:12:24 PM

I want the Cinema Snob to review Vase de Noces.

edited 29th Nov '10 8:12:37 PM by fazander93

JethroQWalrustitty Uncle George from Finland
Uncle George
Nov 29th 2010 at 11:17:43 PM

Personally, i want to see a Black Gestapo review.

This love so bold goes undeclared/a joy unseen, a world unknown/a love that dare not speak its name/hidden treasure, precious stone
JethroQWalrustitty Uncle George from Finland
Uncle George
Dec 2nd 2010 at 6:39:06 AM

Violent Shit 2

Yes, it's violent, and it's shit, too.

This love so bold goes undeclared/a joy unseen, a world unknown/a love that dare not speak its name/hidden treasure, precious stone
Watchtower A Wannabe Writer from Beyond Thunderdome Relationship Status: Seeking boyfriend-free girl
A Wannabe Writer
Dec 2nd 2010 at 2:25:43 PM

[up]Bleh, it's just as bad as the first one. Well, at least we can look forward to Zombie 7.

Anyway, I freakin' love his review of Chatterbox. I especially love the beginning, when he just realizes what the movie's about and his jaw practically hits the floor. That is the look of a man who's spent the last 3 years reviewing snuff, porn, and exploitation, but can still be caught off guard. The fact that it's a comedy of all things just makes me think that he's still hasn't reached the bottom of the barrel.

Thnikkafan ? from Faroe Islands (not really) Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
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Dec 10th 2010 at 4:10:50 PM

Brad Tries Holiday Spice

Guest-starring damn near everyone!

Anyone who assigns themselves loads of character tropes is someone to be worried about.
JethroQWalrustitty Uncle George from Finland
Uncle George
Dec 18th 2010 at 1:20:52 PM

Say it with me

GARBAGE DAY

This love so bold goes undeclared/a joy unseen, a world unknown/a love that dare not speak its name/hidden treasure, precious stone
Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica
The Ant King
Dec 18th 2010 at 2:43:27 PM

Eric Freeman is a hero.

Kill all math nerds
RocketDude Face Time from AZ, United States
Face Time
Dec 18th 2010 at 3:35:39 PM Tumblr | "Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
Dec 18th 2010 at 4:31:25 PM

Way [up] : "Vase de Noces" would be great for the Snob... I think he'd like it. It's a pretty hilarious(ly disturbing) film.

JethroQWalrustitty Uncle George from Finland
Uncle George
Jan 13th 2011 at 4:38:49 AM This love so bold goes undeclared/a joy unseen, a world unknown/a love that dare not speak its name/hidden treasure, precious stone
Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica
The Ant King
Jan 13th 2011 at 5:14:49 AM

Was it just me, or did the protagonist in Pussy Talk look like Christina Hendricks?

Kill all math nerds
RobbieRotten Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Jan 13th 2011 at 2:46:46 PM

You know what the worst part is?

There's a Sequel: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146119/

MrAHR Ahr river from ಠ_ಠ Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Ahr river
Jan 13th 2011 at 2:50:31 PM

I do so love the Cinema Snob, but I dislike the movies he reviews, so I never get to enjoy him for much. :(

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Watchtower A Wannabe Writer from Beyond Thunderdome Relationship Status: Seeking boyfriend-free girl
MrAHR Ahr river from ಠ_ಠ Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Ahr river
Jan 13th 2011 at 6:01:40 PM

Well, basically, I end up zoning out of his reviews.

buy my book!
maxwellelvis Mad Scientist Wannabe from undisclosed location Relationship Status: In my bunk
Mad Scientist Wannabe
Jan 14th 2011 at 6:43:12 AM

I like that the ending actually showed him being a real snob. "It's foreigny-er" Most of the time he just comes across as anybody who watched these films that wasn't Brad.

Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great
Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica
JethroQWalrustitty Uncle George from Finland
Uncle George
Feb 12th 2011 at 12:27:03 AM

80's Dan's own show

Somewhat unbearable to watcch in long doses, but I think that's intentional.

This love so bold goes undeclared/a joy unseen, a world unknown/a love that dare not speak its name/hidden treasure, precious stone

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