^^ -Sheathes knife- Didn't think so.
Care to stick around for scary stories? =3
Tief girl with eartude
Weren't you a bear a moment ago?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
I can't breathe in this
Well... i didn't think we'd have basket-napping on our hands -slowly backing away with the basket-
Hello again tropers
Ghosts' Poet
^^ Yes. Yes I was.
-is a bear-
-is not a bear-
-is a not-bear-
-is human-
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Jamais vu
IT'S A DEMON IN HUMAN SHAPE -starts shooting in the general direction of bear-man-demon-thing. -
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Gah! This bear-demon-thing hunting is too much stress.
-sits by fire, roasting a marshmallow, thinking of a story to tell-
Gristknife
-Emerges from brush, tattered boyscout uniform showing age and dirt stains, long unkempt beard to complete the mountain man look.-
You idiot that's a grizzly! They've been shot in the head, with hunting rifles, and not died until they'd cirlced the tree their would-be murderer climbed up for an hour.
Got any jerky?
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Ghosts' Poet
He's right, you know.
-is a bear-
-mauls space phantom-
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Gristknife
-Stands up and flails about, screaming.-
WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T PLAY DEAD! I'VE BEEN AROUND HERE LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT!
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
LALALALALA YOU CAN'T RUIN MY FUN IF I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
-starts popping bubblewrap loudly- Any of you chums want some bubblewrap?
edited 13th Oct '10 6:18:45 PM by Everest
^^^What the hell, mister-bear-person-man? Why'd you maul him? We have perfectly good food right here! You could have just asked!
Ghosts' Poet
-is intelligible and a bear-
He shot at me.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Gristknife
Can I have some food? I've had to kill for it a lot lately, and I've gotten a little tired of it...but not too tired, savy?
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
^ Sure. Have some crackers. -gives Hungry Joe crackers-
Ooh, ooh. I have a scary story.
One time, I smelled a fart that wasn't mine.
edited 14th Oct '10 5:54:38 PM by Everest
Ghosts' Poet
You know what's scary? Bearsuit attacks. They're like regular bear attacks, but with opposable thumbs. I knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who was captured by a bearsuit. Spent five days hung upside down while bearsuits hit him over the head with plastic wiffle bats.
-eats a marshmallow-
Opposable thumbs, dood. Scary stuff.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Fwomph
At least that's better than being attacked by Frat Bears...
-Shudder-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Gristknife
So was I on the news?
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
-Emerges from the woods-
What's up?
Hey
Camping, huh? -pulls out sniper rifle-
NOW IT'S TIME TO BLOW THIS FUCKA DOOOOOOOWN!
Jamais vu
Oww...Stupid Demon-Bear.
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Did anyone bring chocolate? Smores don't cook themselves, you know.
Crap. I should have brought it.
edited 15th Oct '10 2:05:29 PM by Everest
Luckily, I always keep chocolate in my pocket for such an occasion!
And I lost my appetite.
Thank you. -puts U2 CD in- SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY....
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