You know, all I really want is a quiet life. I've had enough of all the over-the-top drama! Andrew Jackson
"Well, it's a lifestyle"
"all I wanted was a hug..." Adolph Hitler
Oh, that this too too solid flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew!'
-Acclaimed actor and sleeping prophet, Charles Dutton
edited 29th Apr '11 1:43:21 AM by Matrix
Cutmaster-san
"Regimes may fall and fail, but I do not. I can keep it up all night, baby!"—-Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord
I feel dirty now.
I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Planescape Hijack
"So Plato, what was your blind date like?"
"Her form was hardly ideal."
"Tell Parable I always loved him." —Abraham Lincoln, last words
When I speak of poor Norrys they accuse me of a hideous thing, but they must know that I did not do it. They must know it was the rats; the slithering, scurrying rats whose scampering will never let me sleep; the daemon rats that race behind the padding in this room and beckon me down to greater horrors than I have ever known; the rats they can never hear; the rats, the rats in the walls. —HP Lovecraft
edited 29th Apr '11 1:57:20 AM by Haven
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Nightmare Muse
"...and the man says, 'The Aristocrats!'" -Voltaire
"Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly. I'd still do you, though." -Winston Churchill
"So this girl tells me I'd look better with facial hair, and then it hits me: Fu Manchu!" -Abraham Lincoln
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
I'm Only Sleeping
"Shit in a silk stocking!" - Napoleon, on Poop Socking
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Manliest Person on Skype
"God does not play dice with the Universe. He plays roulette. Fuck you, it's an extended metaphor! What, the brainy guy isn't allowed to use extended metaphors?" —Albert Einstein
Stuff what I do.
Ironeye, you stole the quote that I was going to bastardize :'(
"Regimes may fall and fail, but disco will never die." -Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord.
Bibliophile.
"Regimes may rise and fall, but my schemes can decide the destinies of entire nations, nay, entire continents, without me even leaving my sleeping bag. I'd use the tub, but Marat won't get out." ~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
"You know, it's really unfair, I'm a famous historical person, I was a French revolutionary leader, I was Napoleon's foreign minister, I did it all with one leg, and what does it get me? Just a bunch of smartarses with too much time on their hands making up quotes I never said on the Internet. BAAAAWWWWW!" Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord
edited 29th Apr '11 10:17:52 AM by captainbrass2
"Well, it's a lifestyle"
Zzzzzzzzzz
"Regimes may rise and fall, but yo-yos do too, y'know." ~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Sneering Imperialist
"War is merely the continuation of politics by fucking the other guy's shit up." - Carl von Clausewitz
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Genesis 1:1
With cannon shot and gun blast smash the alien. With laser beam and searing plasma scatter the alien to the stars.
"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. But It's Popular, Now It Sucks!." Book of Genesis.
edited 29th Apr '11 11:30:07 AM by captainbrass2
"Well, it's a lifestyle"
Drop-Dead Cynical
"If you see God first, tell him shit got worse." -Jesus
Spoiler Alert
"HEIL DER FÜHLER!" - H.P Lovecraft.
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango?
In Riastrad
- And Moses said "Dude, holy shit. You're a fucking BUSH on fucking FIRE." And the LORD said "Shut up, or I'll pop a sacred cap in your ass."
- Ass on the flo'! -Ben Franklin
- Get excited! Do shit! -Extremely common British Motivational Poster (which was probably the Trope Maker)
- Speak softly, and- oh, who am I kidding? Nothing's cooler than a Pre-Mortem One-Liner. - Teddy Roosevelt
- All men have right to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Really Incredible Cocaine. -U.S. Constitution
edited 29th Apr '11 2:45:15 PM by Diamonnes
My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
Nightmare Muse
"Whoever slaps you on the right cheek, sit on his head." -Jesus
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
Yell loudly and carry a foam bat -Teddy Roosevelt
Who watches the watchmen?
Cutmaster-san
Old minds are like old horses; only worth what the glue factory will pay for them. —John Adams
I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
Nice Ironeye.
Who watches the watchmen?
I'm Only Sleeping
"A crown is a hat that lets the rain in. Too bad it's not useful out in the field." Frederick The Great
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
"God is dead. He's gone! But he's right there on my back, and here in my heart! He lives on as a part of me!" - Friedrich Nietzsche
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"Shaving is the opiate of the masses" - Karl Marx
"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
Reading? Fuck that shit. - Thomas Jefferson
I can't do that. - Teddy Roosevelt
The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.