Steven records his unboxing of his brand new duffel bag.
- Funny Background Event: While Steven is trying to review the bag, the Crystal Gems are fighting the Slinker from "Reformed" in the background.
- Lost in Transmission: The video ends with the camera being knocked over by the fighting with the Slinker.
- Offscreen Moment of Awesome: All the fighting is offscreen.
- Skewed Priorities: Steven is more focused on his video than the deadly monster.