Stewie experiences domestic life when he gets a mail-order bride from Ukraine; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.
Tropes:
- All Women Are Lustful: Stewie's mail-order bride wants to have sex with him. She later has sex with Brian.
- Everyone Has Standards: Peter is shown to be horrified when his Alpha-Bits spell a message for him to murder his family. Even quickly eating the message before Chris can see it.
- Fun with Alphabet Soup: More of a cereal example. Chris and Peter eat Alpha-Bits at a hotel buffet, with Chris' cereal spells out 'FART' while Peter's encourages him to murder his family.
- Mail-Order Bride: The main plot is about Stewie getting one after seeing how happy Mort and his new wife are.
- Popcultural Osmosis Failure: Joe doesn't recognize the theme from The Muppet Show and thinks everyone in the bar made it up.
- Take That!: To Bryan Singer for allegedly having underage boys at his birthday parties for sex.
- Take This Job and Shove It: After spending most of his time at work cleaning vomit out of other people's cars, Stewie plans on doing this. He quickly changes his mind when he gets a surprise promotion.