Then at the bottom was the biggest line of all, which said: LADIES AND CHILDREN NOT ADMITTED
"There," says he, "if that line don't fetch 'em, I don't know Arkansaw!"
don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records!
Well, I do. So fuck him, and fuck you too!
, "The Real Slim Shady"
These days, the only way you will ever get me to click on a music video and have me watch it for more than thirty seconds is to put an EXPLICIT label on there. 'Oh, you mean there are butts?' CLICK. We are quickly moving to a butt-based economy.
For those of you who arent familiar with the original game, Mortal Kombat
is basically just like Street Fighter
, but made for people who have no taste
Specifically, people who prefer seeing spines being ripped out and digital people falling into pits over appealing graphics and smooth gameplay.
Violence in video games has been a political topic ever since pussies were allowed to vote. And anti-game activist
s have gotten their stupid, punchable mouths back on the news recently because of Cliffy B's Bulletstorm
... It actually penalizes you if your victims die with a face or penis — that's paradigm shifting. Oh, and speaking of penises, the game has worse dick jokes than a pediatric urologist. When you bring it home, your five-year-old will ask if you bought any games that are more mature.
Compared with something like The Sarah Jane Adventures
, which just got on with telling decent yarn and treating its characters intelligently, the two approaches couldnt be more different. The result is, the SJA
cast are instantly sophisticated, whilst the Torchwood
bunch look like a bunch of children playing at being adult
After all, this is a business and you have to sell, sell, sell. And it most certainly worked. Rise of Arsenal
outsold quality books like Secret Six
, The Unwritten
, Sweet Tooth
, and Power Girl
. It proves that we havent set the bar terribly high for ourselves as fans, and we probably wont be collectively challenging the industry to make our books any better, either.
Heh heh hehe! Yeah, c'mon dude, you're enjoying this. I know you enjoy a lil' bit of the old ultraviolence
Well, I like it to have a bit of context. (explodes zombie with a shotgun before kicking him to death) Gabriel: That
doesn't need context.
"As far as I can make out, 'edgy' occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy (not to mention the spending money) out of the 'youth culture'. So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan.."
A study published in the U.S. Pediatrics journal this month finds that giving a video game a mature rating makes it "unspeakably desirable
" to children.
— Chicago Tribune
There's something that's called 'adult animation' and it usually means it appeals to adolescent, teenage
boys and that's not really adult in my view.