History Quotes / RatedMForMoney

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->''"You don't get it pal. Bad things have happened to me. It's not just lazy writing."''
-->--'''Guise''' on his gritty reboot, ''TabletopGame/SentinelsOfTheMultiverse''

!!WebAnimation
->"So the gore's been ramped up, and as always, hand-in-hand with Gore comes Titties, his lovely wife and business partner."
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/NinjaGaiden II''

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->''Actually, I’m kind of wondering if either one of them has a mastery of the English language after reading the original script for ''[[Film/StarTrek2009 Star Trek]]'', which has loads of profanity ''in the stage directions'', and at times reads like fanfic of [[{{Series/Maury}} the Maury Povich show.]]''
-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''', [[http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/Kurtzman_Orci_Directing_Star_Trek_3_Venom.aspx "Kurtzman and Orci to direct (and ruin) Venom, Star Trek 3"]]

->''Whenever a studio executive needs a reboot of something and his sole creative direction is "Make it grittier!" [[Creator/ZackSnyder Snyder]] is the dude they call. He'll totally bro up your Superman by sucking all the joy out of every frame and [[AuthorAppeal adding muscles.]] Big, ripply, ''[[Film/ThreeHundred 300]]''-style muscles...Take one happy-go-lucky superhero, blast him with a fire hose of muck, then order him to brood or he gets the Kryptonite.''
-->--'''[[https://www.gq.com/gallery/least-influential-people-2013 Drew Magary]]'''

->''These days, the only way you will ever get me to click on a music video and have me watch it for more than thirty seconds is to put an EXPLICIT label on there. 'Oh, you mean there are butts?' CLICK. We are quickly moving to a butt-based economy.''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/the-worst-nfl-family-in-america-must-be-stopped-1663369466 Drew Magary]]'''

->''Rated M for '[[EvilLaugh Muhuhuhahahahahahaaha!!]]''
-->-- ''{{Website/Cracked}}'' [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20987_6-awesome-hacks-that-did-mind-blowing-things-with-old-games_p2.html?wa_user1=2&wa_user2=Video+Games&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=feature_module on]] ''{{VideoGame/Doom}}''

->'''Chris:''' For those of you who aren’t familiar with the original game, ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' is basically just like ''Franchise/StreetFighter'', but made for people [[LowestCommonDenominator who have no taste]].\\
'''Matt:''' Specifically, people who prefer seeing spines being ripped out and digital people falling into pits over appealing graphics and smooth gameplay.
-->--Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/mortal-kombat-movie-review/ on]] ''Film/MortalKombat''

->''It actually penalizes you if your victims die with a face or penis -- that's paradigm shifting. Oh, and speaking of penises, the game has worse dick jokes than a pediatric urologist. When you bring it home, your five-year-old will ask if you bought any games that are [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards more mature.]]''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' on ''{{VideoGame/Bulletstorm}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-violent-video-games-really-got-banned/#ixzz31rBPzmMt "If Violent Video Games Really Get Banned"]]

->''Yep, that about does it for this series. RIP, ''Enterprise.'' When all you have left is juvenile gags about [[BoldlyComing the science officer's tits,]] you've reached [[FranchiseKiller the end of the road]].''
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "A Night in Sickbay"

->''Compared with something like ''Series/TheSarahJaneAdventures'', which just got on with telling decent yarn and treating its characters intelligently, the two approaches couldn’t be more different. The result is, the ''SJA'' cast are instantly sophisticated, whilst the ''Torchwood'' bunch look like a bunch of children [[ManChild playing at being adult]].''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/10/torchwood.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''{{Series/Torchwood}}'', [[{{Recap/TorchwoodS1E1EverythingChanges}} "Everything Changes"]]

->''Any negative response to ''The Rise of Arsenal'' had to do with the quality of the book itself as opposed to the nature of its content. I suppose this suggests that some of us (including me) are less concerned about [[ThinkOfTheChildren exposing youngsters to sex and violence]] than we are to having them read bad comics.''
-->--'''David Wolkin''' on ''[[ComicBook/GreenArrow The Rise of Arsenal]]'', [[http://comicsalliance.com/worst-comic-books-2010/ "The 5 Worst Comics of 2010"]]

!!WebVideo
->''The games I love most are all about war\\
And violence and murder and hate\\
And big exposed boobies [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence all dripping with gore]]\\
Over which [[ADateWithRosiePalms I will soon masturbate]].\\
But today I went out and I bought a new [[FightingGame fighter]]\\
Of indistinct nomenclature.\\
As I held it, I grinned and [[RagingStiffie my trousers grew tighter]]\\
For the box art said "''M FOR MATURE"
-->--'''Creator/BenCroshaw''', [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jim-yahtzees-rhymedown-spectacular/8921-Metal-Gear-Solid-The-Ghostly-Ouchies "M For Mature"]]

->'''Arin:''' Well, they needed Sonic to be edgy and geared towards the kids.\\
'''Danny:''' ''Really?!'' Is ''this'' what the kids want?!\\
'''Arin:''' The kids who like all the violence in their video games! Sonic's not violent enough!
-->-- ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'' on ''Videogame/ShadowTheHedgehog''

!!WesternAnimation
->"As far as I can make out, 'edgy' occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy (not to mention the spending money) out of the 'youth culture'. So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of [[RuleAbidingRebel market research and a corporate master plan.]]"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}''

-->-- ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'' on 'Videogame/ShadowTheHedgehog''

->''Whenever a studio executive needs a reboot of something and his sole creative direction is "Make it grittier!" [[CreatorZackSnyder Snyder]] is the dude they call. He'll totally bro up your Superman by sucking all the joy out of every frame and [[AuthorAppeal adding muscles.]] Big, ripply, ''[[Film/ThreeHundred 300]]''-style muscles...Take one happy-go-lucky superhero, blast him with a fire hose of muck, then order him to brood or he gets the Kryptonite.''

-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Film/StarTrekEnterprise'', "A Night in Sickbay"

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-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''', [[http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/Kurtzman_Orci_Directing_Star_Trek_3_Venom.aspx "Kurtzman and Orci to direct (and ruin) Venom, Star Trek 3"]]

->''"Rated M for '[[EvilLaugh Muhuhuhahahahahahaaha!!]]"''

->''It actually penalizes you if your victims die with a face or penis -- that's paradigm shifting. Oh, and speaking of penises, the game has worse dick jokes than a pediatric urologist. When you bring it home, your five-year-old will ask if you bought any games that are [[EveryoneHasStandards more mature.]]''

->''Yep, that about does it for this series. RIP, ''Enterprise.'' When all you have left is juvenile gags about the science officer's tits, [[FranchiseKiller you've reached the end of the road]].''
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Star Trek: Enterprise'', "A Night in Sickbay"

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[[AmazonianBeauty And big exposed boobies]] [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence all dripping with gore]]\\

For the box art said "'''''M FOR MATURE'''''"''

->'''[[Music/NinjaSexParty Danny]]:''' What, like, board room meeting took place where they were like, "Y'know, [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]], what do we need? We need ''Hell'', we need ''ghosts'', we need ''[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings the Doom Eye]]'', we need MORE GUNS!\\
'''Arin:''' Well, they needed Sonic to be edgy, and geared towards the kids.\\
'''Danny:''' ''Really?!'' Is this what the kids want?!\\

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