There are a lot of bad games. Some of them are even considered to be the worst games ever is this one of them? It kinda is. But you shouldn't find Paper Wars compared to any of those! Its just too bad to be even ranked ! This is a warning: do not even try to play it!
—Paper Wars, Game Overview
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