"Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens."
Peter Griffin: Wait-wait-wait, before you go... What's Heaven like?
Nate Griffin: Oh, it's fine. There's a shortage of chairs.
Peter: ...Oh.
Nate: Yeah...
Nate Griffin: Oh, it's fine. There's a shortage of chairs.
Peter: ...Oh.
Nate: Yeah...
—Family Guy, "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?"
"God, Veronica. My afterlife was so boring. If I have to sing Kumbaya one more time..."
—Heather Chandler, Heathers
