"I think it's time Mr. Vassikin was introduced to my friend: Mr. Fist."
— Butler, Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident
Nostalgia Critic: ...and then there's Helga, who's so tough that she actually names her fists.
Helga Pataki: [holding fist up] They're gonna hafta answer to Old Betsie.
Nostalgia Critic: That's not so tough; I named my fists, too! This is Glenda and Pancake!
Helga Pataki: [holding fist up] They're gonna hafta answer to Old Betsie.
Nostalgia Critic: That's not so tough; I named my fists, too! This is Glenda and Pancake!
Ted: I just thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse.
Robin: Oh, God. Tell me those aren't the names of your fists.
Ted: They're my feet. I'm actually more of a kicker.
Robin: Oh, God. Tell me those aren't the names of your fists.
Ted: They're my feet. I'm actually more of a kicker.
"If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, that's fine! I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you, right here!"
— Ron Burgundy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy