Quotes / Like Father, Like Son

"I'm my father! Oh my God, this is horrible. I've been trying so hard not to be my mother, I did not see this coming!"

— Rachel Green, Friends, "The One with Phoebe's Cookies"

"Oh, there you are, Dad. I didn't notice you hiding in my sister's entire personality like that."

— Roy Greenhilt, The Order of the Stick

[Henry Spencer snatches Detective Lassiter's gun to shoot at the car pursuing them]
Lassiter: Spencer! What the hell are you doing?!
Shawn Spencer: [Currently hanging onto the front of the car with a bullet in his shoulder] Which 'Spencer' are you talking to?
Lassiter: Doesn't matter! You're the same person!
Shawn: Am not!

— Psych

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