"It's a thankless task, but somebody's gotta make the main character in this game look good."
, I don't care if that son of a bitch has a heart attack and dies
, you will roll him on top of you."
— Arn Andersen
responding to Mick Foley's threats to shoot on Ron Simmons
"I can't believe you won... you never win!"
— "The Lovely" Lacey
, addressing Jimmy Jacobs
. RoH Weekend Of Champions, Night 2
"I was one of the villains in WWE. My name was 'Loser Fuckface Nerd' and my catchphrase was 'I can't fight them! They're too strong!'"