"It's a thankless task, but somebody's gotta make the main character in this game look good."
"Jack, I don't care if that son of a bitch has a heart attack and dies, you will roll him on top of you."
— Arn Anderson responding to Mick Foley's (non-serious) threats to shoot on Ron Simmons, as recounted in Foley's first book, Have a Nice Day!
"I can't believe you won... you never win!"
— "The Lovely" Lacey, addressing Jimmy Jacobs. RoH Weekend Of Champions, Night 2.
"I was one of the villains in WWE. My name was 'Loser Fuckface Nerd' and my catchphrase was 'I can't fight them! They're too strong!'"
— dril
"There's stars, and there's the journeymen who take the hits that make the stars look good. And your brother's a journeyman. He's the guy with the bad shorts, with no fanfare."
— Hutch Morgan, Fighting with My Family
