Quotes / Incredibly Durable Enemies

"I went into battle with a small unassuming frog, bum-bounced them between my four lads for twenty minutes, then — in that awkward post-coital cigarette-break, while I wait for everyone's bars to refill — I realized that the frog still had nine-tenths of its health bar left. I hit that frog 400 times! In a sane world, it would no longer have more than one dimension, let alone health points! And it could not do much damage to me either, so now I'm just disinterestedly doing my super-combo six times to kill one fucking frog! I feel like Rachmaninoff playing for pocket-change in a dive bar and the crowd won't stop requesting 'Free Bird'!"

— Zero Punctuation on Indivisible

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