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"You bitch, you killed me! You suck!"
—The first words of the newly vampirized C. Thomas Flood, You Suck

"Hello, darling! Don't be shy! I promise not to bite...until we've been formally introduced. My name's Astarion, and I've spent a century stalking the night, hunting for pretty morsels just like you. A man called Cazador made me what I am, kept me like a pet, and force me to do his bidding, no more! The tadpole's influence broke his dominance over me, and now, I can finally pursue the one thing I've hungered for all these long years: revenge. I'm going back to Baldur's Gate, to track Cazador down in his lair...I'll be the last thing the bastard ever sees!"
Astarion, Baldur's Gate III

"My eyes are opened, Kain - I find no nobility in the unlife you rudely forced on my unwilling corpse!"

"Which one of you did it? One of you did it! Which one of you made me the way I am?"
Claudia, Interview with the Vampire, to Lestat and Louis

Crawled too long on my hands and knees
God damn these bite marks deep in my arteries.
Crawled too long on my hands and knees
God damn these vampires for what they've done to me.
the Mountain Goats, Damn These Vampires

"How about it, Grandma? I think you owe me some blood."
Caroline, Kaspall

Sorin Markov: "I thought you understood. I thought you saw, grandfather, that there is more to this existence than gluttonous parties and wanton excess. I thought you saw that!"
Edgar Markov: "You are a child. You have always been a child. It's truly a shame. Millennia ago, I gave you a gift. Now I have to live out the rest of my days knowing you squandered it."
Sorin: "I never asked for that—"
Edgar: "My dear boy, that is what makes it a gift."
Magic: The Gathering, "Crimson Vow"

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