Quotes / Housepets!

"Graaaaaape!"

— Peanut Butter Sandwich, Housepets

King: Cram it, you old bird. I don't even know what you're trying to teach me anymore. Humility? Empathy? Do you even care? I haven't learned either.
Pete: King, most changes don't happen in one magical night. They don't happen in a month's time, nor do they end so cleanly as the stories would have you believe.

Peanut as Spot: Awesome as charged.

Keene Milton: Theme Park World is the only theme park where the theme is theme parks.

Peanut: GET THE THIIIIING!

Spo: Say toots, aren't you a tall thimble of water
Squeak: Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
Spo: Why is everyone I meet such a major nerd case?
Squeak: Says the mouse who immediately caught a nerdy quote

Bailey: I'm confused. Are we going to, like, have an audience?
Peanut: No, that would ruin the spontaneity of it! We just do whatever
Joey: I have a camcorder, what if we used it and edited it later?
Peanut: That's even worse! I'd hate to think there's an unseen audience silently judging our every decision!

King: You can promise Heaven, but the reward is not what gives our lives value.

Jessica (while kissing Zach): See you around, dummy

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