Quotes / Entendre Failure

Angel Dust: (ensnared in chains and thrown to the ground) Oh, harder, daddy~!
Sir Pentious: (gasp) Son?
Angel Dust: (playful expression loosens into a confused one)

— Hazbin Hotel

Amy: Babe… I'm wet!
Sonic: You want a paper towel?
Amy: (giggles) No! I want more than that.
Sonic: You want… two paper towels?
Amy: No. I want something big and round!
Sonic: Damn, bitch, you want the whole roll!?

— "Babe, I'm wet" by Jehtt

Amy: Hey, Sonic! Wanna come over and eat what my mom made?
Sonic: What did she make?
Amy: Me.
(long, deafening silence)
Sonic: You mean like vore?
Amy: (hits Sonic with Piko-Piko Hammer)

— "Wanna eat what my mom made" by Jehtt

Tedd: Oh... Does she, um... swing both ways?
Elliot: Swing? What swing?
Tedd: No, no! Does she like apples... and oranges?
Elliot: I don't know her fruit preferences.
Tedd: Bisexual. Is she bisexual.
Elliot: Oh! I dunno, maybe?

— El Goonish Shive, "Identity"

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