Quotes / Emasculated Cuckold

John: Honey, I'm ho- MARMITE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Marmite: I'm sleeping with your wife, John.
John: Y-Yeah. (beat) You are.

— asdfmovie, "marmite is terrible"

Wife: Ooh, a butterfly!
John: Honey, no!
Wife: (gets carried into the sky) Wheeeee~!
Butterfly: She's mine now, John.

— asdfmovie 9

Guy: I sure hope I don't get hit by a car! (gets punched in the face)
Car: That's for sleeping with my wife.

— asdfmovie 12

"I've been this guy! So, in freaking high school, I knew Toby Fox, and the first girl I ever dated only went out with me to impress him! I'm not making this up! That really happened! And yet, I sound like such a that dude if I bring it up, even though it's a real thing that happened to me! 'I guess you could say I'm one of the people that made Undert-' Oh, frick, I can't even say that jokingly!"

— Chuggaaconroy, "Pokémon Black 2 and White 2 — Episode 97: Running From Coast to Coast"

"I'm a cuckold. David Lindhagen cuckolded me. He made a cuckold out of me. He slept with my wife. And I didn't know about it. And that is the definition of cuckoldom. David Lindhagen took my wife and slept with her."

— Cal, Crazy, Stupid, Love

Franklin: You okay, homie? What happened?
Michael: Guy bounced my wife is what happened.
Franklin: Which guy?
Michael: The guy I'm paying to teach her tennis.

— Grand Theft Auto V

"We getting turned up/ We getting turned up/ While we're having sex with someone else's wife!"

— The Rap Critic, summing up how hip-hop loves this trope

Eggman: Martha, what have you been tweeting about... ... ...WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THAT SHADOW'S DICK?! WH-
Shadow: I fucked your wife~!

— Real Time Fan Dub (Sonic Adventure 2)

oilrigexplosion: (as the "father") "I can’t believe my wife had an affair with Kirby."
Kungfuperson: (as Kirby) poyo poyo your wife is mine boyo

— Reddit comment section of a r/TwoSentenceHorror story

"Got my just deserts? Well don't you look smug, with my woman on your arm, Noah..."

— Consul N, Xenoblade Chronicles 3

---