Steve: ...Are you crying?
Roger: Yes I'm crying, HE HIT ME WITH A CHAIR!
"'Handsome' Harley 'Gweedo' Guestello" (Shaggy 2 Dope): What I wanna know, 3D, is who the fuck's putting up the budget for all these chairs they're using on each other's noggins?
"Diamond Donovan '3D' Douglas" (Violent J): Well actually these chairs are plastic, and very inexpensive.
“Evidently it is an ingenious dual-purpose technology,” said Damien Sandow. “What was once considered to be solely a blunt object with which to bludgeon one’s nemesis is, upon closer inspection, a technology for unburdening one’s legs via a recumbent repose.”
—Damien Sandow, Kayfabenews.com, "Wrestler suddenly realizes steel chairs can also be sat upon"
Hermione: That's totally barbaric!
Ron: (grinning) That's Wizard's Chess!
Big Jim Sullivan: They must have a weakness...
John: We know it. It's chairs.
Chairs broke over heads as if designed that way.
"Oh no! That antique breakaway chair has been in the family for years!"
