"The man and the bear, the hairier, the prettier they are."
—Spanish proverb
Kramer: You can't keep this up! Don't you know what's gonna happen?! Every time you shave [your chest hair] it's gonna come in thicker, and fuller, and darker!
Jerry: [dismissively] Oh, that's an old wives' tale!
Kramer: Is it?! [steps off-camera] Look at this!
Jerry: [recoiling in disgust and horror] What is— what is that?!
Kramer: LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!
Jerry: [dismissively] Oh, that's an old wives' tale!
Kramer: Is it?! [steps off-camera] Look at this!
Jerry: [recoiling in disgust and horror] What is— what is that?!
Kramer: LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!
— Seinfeld, "The Muffin Tops"
Ivana Humpalot: You are hairy, like animal!
Austin: Grr, baby! Very grr!
Austin: Grr, baby! Very grr!
— Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"The commandant's got a bald head, but he sure isn't bald anywhere else. Oh yeah, he asked me to make a hair-growing tonic for him... Ugh, I don't wanna."
— Kazusa Fusahito, Final Fantasy Type-0
A man pushed his way through. He was built like a troll. He was thick in every limb, thick in his muscular torso, in his neck. He wore a sort of summer dress, belted with something that would have warmed the heart of a Texan truck driver. The dress unfortunately showed off two Austin Powers movies' worth of chest hair.
—April's description of Heracles, Everworld
