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"Sorry, Master, I was in the bathroom."
Igor, Igor

"Excuse me, I was looking for the loo. I think that's what you call it."
Granny, Looney Tunes

"I have to pee, Coach P."
Lana Loud, The Loud House, "Sister Act"

"I have to pee!"
Bob, Frankenweenie

Caillou: "Mom, Dad, may I please use the bathroom?"
(his parents burst out laughing)
Doris: "Do you really think I'm that much of an idiot to let you go?! Every time you use the bathroom excuse, you always end up hijacking the plane!"

Tommy Pickles: "I have to go potty."
Phil DeVille: "So go. Diapies hold a lot."
Rugrats, "The Bravliest Baby"

"Uh, we're looking for our cabin. Got lost on the way back from the, uh, little astronaut's room."
Lincoln Loud, The Loud House, "Rocket Men"

Lynn Loud Jr.: "Oh, hi, Dad. I was just... going to use the bathroom!"
Lynn Loud Sr.: "Is that so? Funny, because the bathroom is the other way."
Lynn Jr.: "Whoops! Silly me! I'll just head that way then. I really got to pee."

Shaggy Rogers: "Like, uh, I need to use the... bathroom, my good man. Oui, oui!"
Daphne Blake: "Oh, yeah, me too. Oui, oui! Oui, oui!"
Fred Jones: "I'm good; I went before we left. (Daphne shoves him to tell him to lie) Oh, yeah, (clears throat), um, bathroom, right. Oui, oui."
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated, "The Secret Serum"

Miss Hardbroom: "What do you five believe you're doing wandering around the corridors of the castle this time of night, when everyone is supposed to be asleep? Well?"
Mildred Hubble: "We needed to use the bathroom, Miss."
Hardbroom: "All five of you at the very same time?"
Ruby: "Yes, Miss Hardbroom. We ran into each other. I guess that it is Mrs. Tapioca's pizza from this afternoon. She added some more cheese to it than usual, which might have caused our rather upset tummies. That has never happened though — so it really must be the bit of cheese she added."
Hardbroom: "Why not use the bathrooms on the bedroom floors?"
Maud: "They were occupied already, Miss. I'm guessing that we were not the only ones. There are more bathrooms at-grade and we couldn't wait."

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