Five comedians try to complete various tasks in unique ways. Hilarity Ensues.
Then, read each of the subpages besides this one in any order you choose, alternating between top-to-bottom and bottom-to-top.
You may not go to a page until you have finished reading it in the proper order.
If you end up on a page you've read before, you must read it again while maintaining the alternating pattern.
On the Video Examples page, you must watch all videos in order, as per the alternating pattern, in their entirety without skipping a single frame.
Fastest time to read each page and then come back to this page wins.
Your time starts now.